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Classified Ads
« on: 24 April 2010, 20:56:54 »
These classified ads were put in the paper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog .. . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
Worn once by mistake....  Call Stephanie.

FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows everything.

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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2010, 21:07:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2010, 21:10:02 »
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2010, 21:13:57 »
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

Love that one ;D
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2010, 21:23:49 »
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #5 on: 24 April 2010, 21:47:29 »
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These classified ads were put in the paper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog .. . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
Worn once by mistake....  Call Stephanie.

FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows everything.

how true ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2010, 09:08:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2010, 09:27:27 »
funny ;D
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #8 on: 25 April 2010, 20:49:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #9 on: 25 April 2010, 20:55:04 »
Very Good ads, I must remember them!!
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Re: Classified Ads
« Reply #10 on: 25 April 2010, 20:59:16 »
how much for the dress?  ;D
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