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Lazydocker

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A little Joke - Celibacy
« on: 13 May 2010, 08:18:20 »
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition  imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage  Weekend,  Ken and his  wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare,
'It’s essential that  husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other’ 
He then addressed the  men,  'Can you name  and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and  whispered,  "Homepride,  isn't it?"
And thus began Ken’s life of  celibacy.
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2010, 08:23:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2010, 08:33:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2010, 08:54:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D 8-) :y
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2010, 16:06:33 »
I don't get it  ::)

Celibacy ... don't get it ... geddit  ::)

I'll get me coat  :D
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2010, 16:10:45 »
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I don't get it  ::)

Celibacy ... don't get it ... geddit  ::)

I'll get me coat  :D



 8-) 8-) 8-) Pure quality  ;D :y :y
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Re: A little Joke - Celibacy
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2010, 21:43:26 »
Is'nt the little lady proud of her home???? :o
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