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[Nickbat]

Well Mike Dundee's back from Thailand, the sun's out, and all is right with the world...

Morning all! 

[unlucky alf]

nothing good about this morning, all the crisps have been nicked, , was told it was some bloke with big ears who made his escape on a pushbike.

[Pitchfork]

Yeah - starts civil unrest & scarpers back to UK!!

[unlucky alf]

Its a bit quiet in here today, think i`ll put some tunes on the jukebox,,,,,hmmm such a choice, so will it be the wurzels or terry wogans floral dance? :-/ :-/

[feeutfo]

are they still doing food i'm starving? all day breakfast i think please barman, with chips and two slices of bread. and is that pint still in for Bob Dent?

[Jimbob]

Its a bit quiet in here today, think i`ll put some tunes on the jukebox,,,,,hmmm such a choice, so will it be the wurzels or terry wogans floral dance? :-/ :-/

Now Mikes back from Thailand it will be the Travelling Wilburys - Tweeter and the Monkey man, a cracking tune 

[Debs.]

Whilst researching (ahem!) 'another' matter ....I came across this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

There`s no gore or images; just a list of succinct descriptions......but it`s one if those 'reads' where one doesn`t know whether to laugh or cry.

The 20th Century ones are really where folks appear to have got 'creative'....but some of the historical ones are shocking too!

E.G- The 1814 'London Beer Flood'; where nine people drowned in the streets. :-?

[unlucky alf]

Whos idea was it to get "pacman vegan edition"in as an amusement, try as i might it refuses to eat anything & just runs around the maze getting thinner with sparodic farting as it goes, anyhow time for another caffreys please bartender.

[Debs.]

Whos idea was it to get "pacman vegan edition"in as an amusement, try as i might it refuses to eat anything & just runs around the maze getting thinner with sparodic farting as it goes, anyhow time for another caffreys please bartender.

 .....

If the 'barkeep' is wearing sandals; we know the culprit!

[unlucky alf]

Whos idea was it to get "pacman vegan edition"in as an amusement, try as i might it refuses to eat anything & just runs around the maze getting thinner with sparodic farting as it goes, anyhow time for another caffreys please bartender.

 .....

If the 'barkeep' is wearing sandals; we know the culprit!

& perhaps hessian underpants.

[bertiecbx550]

2 pints of banks`s bitter and a packet of cheese n onion crisps please.....

[Lizzie_Zoom]

What's the floor show tonight then? :-/

[Nickbat]

Whilst researching (ahem!) 'another' matter ....I came across this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

There`s no gore or images; just a list of succinct descriptions......but it`s one if those 'reads' where one doesn`t know whether to laugh or cry.

The 20th Century ones are really where folks appear to have got 'creative'....but some of the historical ones are shocking too!

E.G- The 1814 'London Beer Flood'; where nine people drowned in the streets. :-?

That makes for gruesome reading, Debs.

"2008: James Mason, 73, of Chardon, Ohio, died of heart failure after his wife exercised him to death in a public swimming pool. Christine Newton-John, 41, was seen on video tape pulling Mason around the pool and preventing him from getting out of the water 43 times."

Hmmm...

[tidla]

anyone got any 50p s for the flatman machine.

[Nickbat]

Bit quiet for a Saturday.