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[bob.dent]

I know I said I wouldn't post any more jokes after the unnecessary debacle the last one caused, but I thought this was very amusing and shouldn't offend anyone - even the ladies should find this funny!

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car specifically designed for women.

It will only come in pink.

They are basing it on a cross between the Renault clit and the Ford Taurus.

The new model will be called the "Cli taurus."

Most importantly they believe that it's strongest selling point will be the fact that it will never be stolen.

Because the average male car thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

 

[Sixstring]

Thats an old one, but still humerous.....reminds me of the old "Ford Pubic" joke they used to tell when I was a lad in school..............you know the one: made out of old Corsairs..........

[Jimbob]

 

[maria]

Very good

[Shrek]