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[Debs.]

Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on?

The Mrs has a sore left arm today, after I was out on the ale last night, so trying to work out what she has been up to in my absence 

  Doubtless, some of her infamous (and dangerous) gymnastics?

[hercules]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

i think its like gills there jimbob,in one orifice and out the other

[waspy]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly

[Gaffers]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly

agreed, although having tried several nationalities in my youth I find that American are best 

[waspy]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly

agreed, although having tried several nationalities in my youth I find that American are best 

Again i have to abstain

[Shackeng]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

How would that work then?

[cem_devecioglu]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

 

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat

[waspy]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

 

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat

No, come on Cem tell us the scientific explanation

[Dishevelled Den]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".

[cem_devecioglu]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

 

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat

No, come on Cem tell us the scientific explanation

 

[Lazydocker]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".

[SJKOO01]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

Few things you should worry about Jim...
You didn't say on either arm, you said left, so does that mean you're letting us know you're a lefty !!  .

In general
Arm going numb, pins & needles, not counting the fact that the person could be having a heart attack and pins & needles feeling is one of the signs   

If you do find you're having a heart attack, okay so it's last orders (last chance), so maybe last chance to get self pleasure....

.... mind you, may take some explaining when you materialise in front of the pearly gates and St Peter get's an eye full, well not literally I mean, come on, not a great start to your new after-life is it, more of as turning around and seeing you at it.

Me has a feeling that big lever would be pulled and down you go, passing middle earth straight to the other end.

Mind you.... you'd have some explaining to do there to... especially when you've got your trouser around your ankles and saying "well you see St Peter got an eyeful"....

(Devil) Well my son... You're definitely in the right place... sign here

       .

[tidla]

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss.... 

How would that work then?

i got wood y

[Shackeng]

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths 

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".

Excellent

[Elite Pete]

Jimbob's got Skruntieitis