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Re: Haemorrhoids
« Reply #15 on: 17 January 2011, 16:07:22 »
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I hate it when you go for an appointment and the guy tells you to drop your trousers while he puts a rubber glove on.

I really must change my dentist...  ;)
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« Reply #16 on: 17 January 2011, 16:08:17 »
You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D
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« Reply #17 on: 17 January 2011, 16:31:57 »
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You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D


Hmmmmm....... ::)
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Re: Haemorrhoids
« Reply #18 on: 17 January 2011, 16:48:29 »
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I hate it when you go for an appointment and the guy tells you to drop your trousers while he puts a rubber glove on.

I really must change my dentist...  ;)


Oh I don't mind that in the least Nick - my dentist is a delightful young woman, MILF is the term I think they use nowadays. :-* :-* :y

It's always satisfying to experience the warmth of her teats on my arm as she leans across to do her work. 8-)
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« Reply #19 on: 17 January 2011, 16:49:42 »
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You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D

`Works for me! ;D
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« Reply #20 on: 17 January 2011, 17:01:05 »
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You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D

`Works for me! ;D

How does one hold the rabbit still for long enough to annoint it?
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« Reply #21 on: 17 January 2011, 17:22:09 »
You do have to be careful when applying these unctions, Steve....I know someone whom when groping about the darkened-bathroom`s cabinet for some Germaloids; pulled out and applied some Deep-Heat instead. :o

.......he wont be doing that again! ::)
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« Reply #22 on: 17 January 2011, 17:31:17 »
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You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 17 January 2011, 17:48:48 »
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You'll be telling us you've been applying the ointment with a rabbit next Steve ;D ;D

I wouldn't bother it make a hell of a mess of there fur, and the little b*ggers have got a nasty bite!
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Re: Haemorrhoids
« Reply #24 on: 17 January 2011, 18:29:23 »
STM, can i suggest you don't make this your first topic of conversation if you get a date with a female!! hahahaha

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« Reply #25 on: 17 January 2011, 18:53:48 »
Steve, I saw the number of a 'burly man' who sounded like he'd be more than happy to 'apply' your ointment for you, on the toilet wall in work  :y
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Re: Haemorrhoids
« Reply #26 on: 17 January 2011, 18:54:12 »
If you do manage to get the whole hand up Steve may i suggest you leave it there as a plug....save you posting so much shoot on here? :D
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« Reply #27 on: 17 January 2011, 18:58:22 »
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STM, can i suggest you don't make this your first topic of conversation if you< >get a date with a female!! hahahaha

 :D :D :D

 :P I have indicated in yellow, where the missing word "ever" should be inserted! ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 17 January 2011, 19:02:14 »
careful....... you said the word insert! murhahahahaha

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« Reply #29 on: 17 January 2011, 19:04:22 »
Sorry I haven't been able to post this afternoon, I've been busy upstairs. ;D
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