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This is an odd question (NWS)
« on: 21 January 2011, 21:35:21 »

But, how old do you have to be to become a male Escort, for females. My son doesn't want to work for £3.64 an hour and I don't blame him really, he's a little slag and this peaked his interest  ;D
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Re: This is an odd question
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2011, 21:36:59 »

as its not technically legal, I guess it doesnt matter,

find a 'he-pimp' and he can become a 'man-whore'

or advertise on one of the adult websites  ;D ;D ;D

is it just me needs to go and watch duce bigalow now  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: This is an odd question
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2011, 21:40:04 »

Is there much of a market down your way for 'man-pussy'?

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« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2011, 21:42:55 »

 :-? Surely, that 'world' is a bit seedy and creepy; almost inevitable that the business/agency will attract the attention of the law at some point. :-/
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Re: This is an odd question
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2011, 21:43:21 »

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as its not technically legal, I guess it doesnt matter,

find a 'he-pimp' and he can become a 'man-whore'

or advertise on one of the adult websites  ;D ;D ;D

is it just me needs to go and watch duce bigalow now  ;D ;D ;D


so its ok  for you to put ( pimp and whore and get way with it and you go and take our post counts for saying pussy now in my book that don't sound fair to me
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« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2011, 21:44:58 »

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as its not technically legal, I guess it doesnt matter,

find a 'he-pimp' and he can become a 'man-whore'

or advertise on one of the adult websites  ;D ;D ;D

is it just me needs to go and watch duce bigalow now  ;D ;D ;D


so its ok  for you to put ( pimp and whore and get way with it and you go and take our post counts for saying pussy now in my book that don't sound fair to me


this is a NWS thread  :y

nothing to do with the words, everyone knows I am the heaviest user of the word pussy on oof, and always have been.

You 2 were up to no good and causing trouble!

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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2011, 21:51:25 »

Jimbob he's joined two agencies tonight, you get to choose how far you travel and what you do, they say there isn't age limit? So I guess he can do it, one place says a minimum of £300 for 4 hours  :o :o
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as its not technically legal, I guess it doesnt matter,

find a 'he-pimp' and he can become a 'man-whore'

or advertise on one of the adult websites  ;D ;D ;D

is it just me needs to go and watch duce bigalow now  ;D ;D ;D


so its ok  for you to put ( pimp and whore and get way with it and you go and take our post counts for saying pussy now in my book that don't sound fair to me


this is a NWS thread  :y

nothing to do with the words, everyone knows I am the heaviest user of the word pussy on oof, and always have been.

You 2 were up to no good and causing trouble!



No we was not up to no good at all and no we was not causing any trouble what's so ever and it was just us having a laugh so tell me how we caused any trouble then smarty pants
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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2011, 22:57:26 »

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Jimbob he's joined two agencies tonight, you get to choose how far you travel and what you do, they say there isn't age limit? So I guess he can do it, one place says a minimum of £300 for 4 hours  :o :o

soon he will have his own garage containing many cars ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 21 January 2011, 23:07:05 »

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Jimbob he's joined two agencies tonight, you get to choose how far you travel and what you do, they say there isn't age limit? So I guess he can do it, one place says a minimum of £300 for 4 hours  :o :o

soon he will have his own garage containing many cars ;D

That's actually what he's doing it for is cars, and the fact he's a man-whore  ;D
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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #10 on: 22 January 2011, 09:41:38 »

Good luck to him in it, can't imagine it will be a 'bed of roses' I bet there will be right sights requesting his services.

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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #11 on: 22 January 2011, 09:46:32 »

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Good luck to him in it, can't imagine it will be a 'bed of roses' I bet there will be right sights requesting his services.

That was my point, problems that could occur, the chance he could get someone that isn't of the good looking variety but his answer was "it's money and it stops me getting bored" so I suppose it's better him earning money, rather than tinkering with cars that are just sat around.
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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #12 on: 22 January 2011, 09:57:26 »

I would have thought the minimum age would be either 18 or 21...  I guess it could be seedy, but, it is legal, though I would have thought that any physical contact beyond a kiss or handholding would turn its legality...
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Re: This is an odd question (NWS)
« Reply #13 on: 22 January 2011, 12:57:11 »

and remember, you get a much better tip from the rich sugar daddies in london, just close your eyes, bite that pillow and think of the money  :y ;D ;D


oh, wait, he thinks he'll only be doing fit women? i doubt any will be fit and most wont be women...good luck  :y
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« Reply #14 on: 22 January 2011, 13:01:25 »

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and remember, you get a much better tip from the rich sugar daddies in london, just close your eyes, bite that pillow and think of the money  :y ;D ;D


oh, wait, he thinks he'll only be doing fit women? i doubt any will be fit and most wont be women...good luck  :y

He's only signed up for the males for females agencies,  I don't think he'd do that for any amount of money to be honest  ;D They say about the sex part that, anything that happens after the date is down to the two parties involved and has nothing to do with the angency, so they cover their own back. He doesn't care what the women look like, it's like he said the uglier the woman the more cash  ;D
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