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Dishevelled Den

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Important information for some members
« on: 04 February 2011, 20:28:52 »
Malawi to criminalise public farting?


http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a302124/malawi-to-criminalise-public-farting.html

It may only be a matter of time before it's tried here.
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #1 on: 04 February 2011, 20:31:16 »
Jimbob will do about 20 years then  ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #2 on: 04 February 2011, 20:35:01 »
oops ive just broken the law ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #3 on: 04 February 2011, 20:47:10 »
Having just read the link that KW posted about picolax I think I had better stay clear of the area for the forseeable future  ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #4 on: 04 February 2011, 20:48:10 »
oh sugar......i`m gonna be a habitul offender then.....hope the cells are well ventilated.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 04 February 2011, 21:09:39 »
I would call a protest meeting and have a fart-in. If we can get enough volunteers, I will recommend a vindaloo the night before. If the police turn up without gas masks, they'll be repelled by our collective pungence. >:(
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« Reply #6 on: 04 February 2011, 21:13:38 »
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Jimbob will do about 20 years then  ;D

No more than he deserves some times given his concoctions!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #7 on: 04 February 2011, 21:14:28 »
that law stinks. as for using the public lav..

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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #8 on: 04 February 2011, 21:58:55 »
I'm doomed!
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #9 on: 04 February 2011, 22:06:02 »
Aparently I've just been put on death row then  :o ::) ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #10 on: 05 February 2011, 00:33:05 »
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I'm doomed!

Me too... Given the waking up of both SWMBO and myself incident :-X :-X :D :D :D

Still makes me laugh now, some 20  months on!
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« Reply #11 on: 05 February 2011, 01:12:27 »
At least i have three square meals a day to look forward to, ;D ;D
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #12 on: 05 February 2011, 09:34:46 »
i'd ban nose-picking - makes me gag anytime i see it  :(
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Re: Important information for some members
« Reply #13 on: 05 February 2011, 11:11:12 »
ban picking your nose???? damn it thats one of my fave past times!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 05 February 2011, 13:02:15 »
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ban picking your nose???? damn it thats one of my fave past times!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


bleurrggggh!

 ;D ;D
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