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Hannah Judes Dad

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« Reply #15 on: 21 February 2011, 20:14:39 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too.  :y

Isn't it cruel to shave a cat ? :D
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« Reply #16 on: 21 February 2011, 20:15:46 »
Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend ;)

I crossed her off my list when they said that.

(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise  ;D)
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« Reply #17 on: 21 February 2011, 21:03:36 »
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Shes a crap driver though :P

Her car was an auto mind you.


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Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend

I crossed her off my list when they said that.

(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise  )
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« Reply #18 on: 22 February 2011, 10:39:20 »
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Shes a crap driver though :P

funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 22 February 2011, 11:12:18 »
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Shes a crap driver though :P

funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D

You,me and how many others ?
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« Reply #20 on: 22 February 2011, 12:10:44 »
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Shes a crap driver though :P


Yes, I must admit that it put me right off her, Valve. 8-) :y
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #21 on: 22 February 2011, 12:34:54 »
can i suggest you watch 'the informer' with her in. lots of naked naughty scenes
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« Reply #22 on: 22 February 2011, 12:46:45 »
Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 22 February 2011, 12:55:51 »
Ive got nothing against "clam jousters" but i would break out into a sweat if a strap-on was brought into the proceedings. :o :o :(
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« Reply #24 on: 22 February 2011, 14:16:55 »
But you would wont you
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« Reply #25 on: 22 February 2011, 17:22:46 »
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old.  

and not heterosexual either! hahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 22 February 2011, 17:34:12 »
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D

Don't worry, she didn't hold much interest for me, either .. and I reckon you have a fair few years on me, Albs!

Now, Gabrielle Anwar (most recently in Burn Notice) .. she's a different kettle of fish. British, too.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/gabrielle-anwar-bikini-pictures-from-burn-notice/

(Linked because bikini pictures aren't really work-safe)

Oh and she spends the entire time smuggling peanuts (again, linked because it's not quite work safe - fully clothed, though!)
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #27 on: 22 February 2011, 17:36:48 »
aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol  :-? :-? :-? :-?
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« Reply #28 on: 22 February 2011, 17:41:02 »
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aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol  :-? :-? :-? :-?

Not the usual type I go for (normally I like women with a bit more meat on their bones!) .. but there's just something about her; or about her character in that show, at least ;)
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #29 on: 22 February 2011, 17:43:39 »
well i tried to mention on here before that my personal fave at the mo is the bird from the match.com ad.

mmmmmm
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