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What don't you allow in your car?
« on: 02 March 2011, 22:07:23 »

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #1 on: 02 March 2011, 22:08:16 »

Bloody good job you dont operate a Taxi!  ;D ;D
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #2 on: 02 March 2011, 22:08:51 »

I don't have smoking in my car since we packed in, But what can you do in your car maybe a better list to post  ;D
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #3 on: 02 March 2011, 22:11:27 »

dirty feet, smoking, food, drink, drugs
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #4 on: 02 March 2011, 22:11:29 »

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Bloody good job you dont operate a Taxi!  ;D ;D

I do part time, but that's not my car luckily. I wouldn't be a good cabby if I had to do it in my own car  :-/
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #5 on: 02 March 2011, 22:13:25 »

I don't allow any sex in my car.

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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #6 on: 02 March 2011, 22:17:57 »

Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #7 on: 02 March 2011, 22:19:41 »

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Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!

It's not just me who hates dirty windows then  :)
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #8 on: 02 March 2011, 22:20:17 »

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Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

Yes they do, its thirsty work sitting bored in the back of an ode banger  ;D

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #9 on: 02 March 2011, 22:20:43 »

The Mrs is banned from eating or drinking in the car or saying "whoops" then going quite as it means something else thats not allowed has happened and i didn't spot it  ;D ;D

And NO kids under any circumstances they just spread muck and think everything needs a fingerprint on it >:(
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #10 on: 02 March 2011, 22:21:42 »

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I don't allow any sex in my car.

 ;D


Quite right Aaron. 8-) :y :y

It's a filthy habit.
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #11 on: 02 March 2011, 22:22:45 »

No kids in your cars!! oh please... you know you sad lot love cleaning and cleaning your cars, so it would be a good excuse  :P ;D
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #12 on: 02 March 2011, 22:23:38 »

Any music later than the 60's.
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #13 on: 02 March 2011, 22:25:33 »

No male hitchhikers, no pikeys, no food and no smoking ;)
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Re: What don't you allow in your car?
« Reply #14 on: 02 March 2011, 22:25:40 »

Lying scousers and OOF admins. >:(
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