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Darth Loo-knee

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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #15 on: 28 March 2011, 22:46:48 »
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None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)


Easy. It's a ferret.

He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D 


You really are making me smirk tonight Nick  ;D :y

But your wrong its not a Ferret :D
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #16 on: 28 March 2011, 22:49:15 »
Did someone call? ;)
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #17 on: 28 March 2011, 23:02:11 »
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None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)


Easy. It's a ferret.

He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D 


You really are making me smirk tonight Nick  ;D :y

But your wrong its not a Ferret :D

I know, I know, I was only jesting!

I can now reveal that your Dad has a polar bear in his pocket.

Fed up with this hoax global warming and the fact that it is freezing in the Arctic, the poor animal has sought warm refuge.

Knowing that your Dad lives not a million miles away from Dounray, he has eeked out a spot of "Glow Ball Warming".

 ;) ;D
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #18 on: 28 March 2011, 23:04:28 »
Come on then Dazzle what colour is it?
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #19 on: 29 March 2011, 01:53:16 »
Is it black with whiskers?
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #20 on: 29 March 2011, 02:37:05 »
Easy - a haggis  :)
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #21 on: 29 March 2011, 03:05:42 »
Is it a squirrel nutcracking. :D :D :D
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #22 on: 29 March 2011, 07:38:15 »
A lucky rabbits foot  ;D
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #23 on: 29 March 2011, 07:46:45 »
A crank sensor.
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #24 on: 29 March 2011, 10:13:11 »
Reversing Sensors ::)
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #25 on: 29 March 2011, 10:15:29 »
It's his d!ck, isn't it?
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #26 on: 29 March 2011, 10:47:36 »
you just have to lower the tone dont you ? ::) :P
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #27 on: 29 March 2011, 17:26:01 »
Another clue then. Its an Animal, which has horns  ;)
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #28 on: 29 March 2011, 17:47:53 »
Aww has he got you a new pet for your birthday?
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Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
« Reply #29 on: 29 March 2011, 18:08:11 »
is this a cheep animal?
or a deer one?
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