Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Varche]

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.
I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering do I keep the letters.?

[Varche]

I'm worried something might be wrong with my testicles.
One seems bigger than the others.

[ronnyd]

I'm worried something might be wrong with my testicles.
One seems bigger than the others.

You're nuts. 

[Varche]

A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed when she says.

"Darling, now that we are married, I have a little confession to make, I was a hooker before we met, are you OK with that"

He replies "Of course I am darling, we hadn't met then and to be honest it turns me on,so tell me more

She says "Well, my name used to be Brian and I played for St. Helens

[Varche]

A mother takes her four year old daughter into the bank and the little girl goes up to the counter and says " as I now have a job I would like to open a bank account" the manager replies oh what sort of a job do you have?" The little girl replies " I have a job on a building site" the mother explains that they have builders working on land at the bottom of their garden and the builders have taken a shine to her daughter and let her turn the hose on and off and as she has been so helpful have given her a proper pay packet. " well that's wonderful says the bank manager it's so good to work hard and receive a pay packet, are you working next week?" " yes says the little girl if those *word censored* from Jewson deliver the oppsing bricks on time

[Raeturbo]

🤣 how true,  don’t take long to learn the basics of the building trade🤣🤣

[STEMO]

A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed when she says.

"Darling, now that we are married, I have a little confession to make, I was a hooker before we met, are you OK with that"

He replies "Of course I am darling, we hadn't met then and to be honest it turns me on,so tell me more

She says "Well, my name used to be Brian and I played for St. Helens

[Varche]

One for Rangie

It's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.

I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard