An attractive wife moved in close to her husband, and with a very seductive voice asked "Have you . . . ever seen a £10 note . . . . . all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled £10 note.
He took the crumpled £10 note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you . . . . ever seen £20 note . . . . . all crumpled up?"
"Errh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious and perplexed tone in his voice.
She gave him another naughty little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tights... and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.
He took the crumpled £20 note, and started breathing a little more quickly with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you . . . . . ever seen £25,000 all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more excited, to which she replied:
"Well . . . take a look in the garage."