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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #15 on: 29 June 2007, 12:54:02 »
50p  :(

And no, the water doesn't change colour :y
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #16 on: 29 June 2007, 12:54:17 »
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Me, £810.10...  ::)

Come on Dave, you telling us you've never peed in a pool!  ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #17 on: 29 June 2007, 13:13:36 »
Well I've peed in the sea!!!!

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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #18 on: 29 June 2007, 13:16:29 »
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Me, £810.10...  ::)

Come on Dave, you telling us you've never peed in a pool!  ;D

Nope, never peed in a pool and certainly neever hit on/kissed/had sex with someone of the same sex!  ;D

Done most of the others though...  ::)
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #19 on: 29 June 2007, 13:21:06 »
£700.60 :-/

"Had sex for money"   is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #20 on: 29 June 2007, 13:22:31 »
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£700.60 :-/

"Had sex for money"   is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?

Depends on how good/lucky you are!  ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #21 on: 29 June 2007, 13:25:12 »
At a previous job I went to work after a night out which I blacked out on :-[, a bit rough, then someone said sick and I ended up using a wastepaper bin!!!!

Anyway I have had very few girlfriends but I have been married for early 14 years.

But then you could have included other crimes like things to do with traffic cones, cheating on games, false Police calls, wheelying at speed, inserting magnesium strip into peoples fags, and I am sure I can think of a few more I have come across.
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #22 on: 29 June 2007, 13:25:40 »
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£700.60 :-/

"Had sex for money"   is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?

Depends on how good/lucky you are!  ;D

If Micky of Eastenders can get paid for sex theres hope for me ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #23 on: 29 June 2007, 13:26:03 »
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£700.60 :-/

"Had sex for money"   is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?

I hope you were not renting :o
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #24 on: 29 June 2007, 13:33:00 »
At about 02:00 in the morning I was pulled by the Police while riding a bike with no lights carrying a can with about 2 litres of U/L petrol, 1/2 litre of parafin and about another half litre of anything liquid and inflamable.

They were on their way to see someone who saw suspicious activity a mile up the road.

Well when you run out of petrol you will go towards houses with lights on to see if they have some go juice. If they keep on and off their lights they will see strange behaviour ::).

The Police saw them and waited for me, and saw me off - they had chatted about Mr light switcher and I think they agreed that they were pillocks, they were scared but then they were encouraging me.

They though my predicament was funny - I ran out two miles from home by road about 1.5 direct. Walked home, syphoned out of my bike and chucked anything flammable in I could to get to a nearby petrol station in the morning
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #25 on: 29 June 2007, 13:37:41 »
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£700.60 :-/

"Had sex for money"   is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?

Depends on how good/lucky you are!  ;D

If Micky of Eastenders can get paid for sex theres hope for me ;D



Ooooooh you naughty boy. How many points for watching Eastenders  ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #26 on: 29 June 2007, 13:47:13 »
Jeez, some of you (especially Dave) have got a bit of a chequered past!! ;D

Me..........thought I'd had my "bad" moments over the years but only came to £565.10.  :-?
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #27 on: 29 June 2007, 14:07:38 »
Although my score was not to bad, I'm just very pleased that there are no multipliers as some of the high scoring things I have done multiple times....

Anyway, wheres Hotel21's score  ::)  :y
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #28 on: 29 June 2007, 16:34:11 »
Being tight on most things (ooo eeerrr Missuss.....) I manage the princely sum of £215.50 .   :y

But glad you don't multiply by the times you done thse things otherwise I'd be spending loads of 50p's   ;D   ;D    
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #29 on: 29 June 2007, 17:23:02 »
£310.50 - I'm now starting to wonder what I've missed out on in life!!

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