So what have you done to your car today?

[Raeturbo]

Should be interesting, performance wise👍

[TheBoy]

Swapped the little shitbox for the day, for something with 650cc, two wheels and significantly quicker

Did I fix that right?   

No

[TheBoy]

This

[Viral_Jim]

Looks like a lot of fun.

I assume by now you've put it upside down into the scenery somewhere picturesque 

[TheBoy]

I assume by now you've put it upside down into the scenery somewhere picturesque 

Mrs TB had some choice swearwords during some of my antics 

But I did go slow when she was flying the drone around it...
https://youtu.be/a2xXAW6T2iw

[Sir Tigger KC]

This

Mrs TB is a very brave lady getting in that thing with you at the wheel! 

I take my hat off to her! 

[BazaJT]

Not mine but helped step granddaughter fit a new pair of rear springs on her MkIV Golf after the offside one snapped in half 😳

[TheBoy]

I learnt something during my week away.  I'd assumed that the Mercedes drivers universally being cocks was a UK thing, but it does appear to be global.

Present company (possibly!) excluded, of course

[TheBoy]

Talking of cocks, an x351 Jag XJL owner pulled into Sainsburys carpark yesterday, and put it right in the middle of 2 spaces. 

Now, owning the SWB version, I know they are big cars for small parking spaces, but, I mean, REALLY?  It wasn't an old duffer either.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put some 'elastictrickery' into the PP9 of Mrs Opti's milk float.

[Doctor Gollum]

I learnt something during my week away.  I'd assumed that the Mercedes drivers universally being cocks was a UK thing, but it does appear to be global.

Present company (possibly!) excluded, of course

[Sir Tigger KC]

Put some 'elastictrickery' into the PP9 of Mrs Opti's milk float.

How are you is she liking it?     

[countrywoman]

Got some polish, sponge and a polishing cloth for the Austin from the cheap stuff warehouse in town for less than the polish would ave been in Hellfrauds

[Viral_Jim]

Talking of cocks, an x351 Jag XJL owner pulled into Sainsburys carpark yesterday, and put it right in the middle of 2 spaces. 

Now, owning the SWB version, I know they are big cars for small parking spaces, but, I mean, REALLY?  It wasn't an old duffer either.

One of my many intrusive thoughts is to buy an original smart car  or similar just so I can park it in the 3/4 of a space some drivers insist on leaving next to their car.   

Fitted with a Hayabusa engine - obviously.

[Mr Skrunts]

Talking of cocks, an x351 Jag XJL owner pulled into Sainsburys carpark yesterday, and put it right in the middle of 2 spaces. 

Now, owning the SWB version, I know they are big cars for small parking spaces, but, I mean, REALLY?  It wasn't an old duffer either.

One of my many intrusive thoughts is to buy an original smart car  or similar just so I can park it in the 3/4 of a space some drivers insist on leaving next to their car.   

Fitted with a Hayabusa engine - obviously.

No point otherwise