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[Jimbob]

Do they do Scottish ones? Thought were all English.  Haven't noticed it say 'Press this wee bootton here far Scattish'




I'll get me coat.

If you send one up here then we'll be doomed, all doomed.......  [/Frazer]

LOL, been watching too much UK Gold


I have 2 Tech2s, a third would be greedy

Aye, thears no much cry fir wan oan Baaaaarrrrrrraah!  

nope, sorry, translation reqd  

Or maybe a glass or 2 of malt

You are quite correct, old chap however, contrary to common perception, there is insufficient demand for such a contrivance upon my birth Isle, the sunny and delectable Barra.

ps - Barra is a dry island, no evil spirit such as malt.....  

Barra Dry? now thats a lie isn't it!    Got pissed there several times in my yooth!
And what about the film Whiskey Galore!  Although was filmed on next door Vatersay iirc?

Have to chat about that next time we meet up, reminice over Kisimul castle etc!



argh, you've got me going now, need a highland & Island trip!

[hotel21]

SCOTTISH wan his a kilt an a blue paintit napper

wi a white croas on his erkie!  

[Golfbuddy]

SCOTTISH wan his a kilt an a blue paintit napper

Will someone please switch the 'Jock' translation module on. I think my monitor is playing up.  :-? :-?

[omegaman2]

naw yer gonnae hiv tae lump it

[hotel21]

SCOTTISH wan his a kilt an a blue paintit napper

Will someone please switch the 'Jock' translation module on. I think my monitor is playing up.  :-? :-?

Are you a Windows user?  Happy in a windows driven environment?  Perhaps the following link may provide an 'on the fly' translation.....

http://www.firstfoot.com/Tartan%20Trivia/windaes.htm

 

[razzo]

And i was worried about square sausage  

[Golfbuddy]

Nae prooblem tae me the noo. Ayve joost foond this wee beestie.

English/Jock Jock/English Translation. Many thanks big mon.  

[TheBoy]

naw yer gonnae hiv tae lump it

Translates to:
I am awfully sorry, but I can't do that...

[CaptainZok]

SCOTTISH wan his a kilt an a blue paintit napper

Will someone please switch the 'Jock' translation module on. I think my monitor is playing up.  :-? :-?

Are you a Windows user?  Happy in a windows driven environment?  Perhaps the following link may provide an 'on the fly' translation.....

http://www.firstfoot.com/Tartan%20Trivia/windaes.htm

 

The cat washing article is brilliant.

[Golfbuddy]

naw yer gonnae hiv tae lump it

Translates to:
I am awfully sorry, but I can't do that...

Thank you Babelfish.