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[Jimbob]

A window cleaner is cleaning the local vicarage windows.
Whilst doing the upstairs he sees the vicar pleasuring himself with an adult publication. When he's finished he knocks on the vicarage door for payment & asks for £200. "That seems very steep" said the vicar, "I saw you upstairs" says the window cleaner. So the vicar pays the £200.
     That afternoon a local lady parishoner is putting flowers in the church & comments to the vicar on how clean his windows are & asked who cleaned them. "a local man from the village" says the vicar. "was he expensive?" asks the lady. Unable to lie the vicar replies "£200"
    "£200?" the lady replies, "He must have seen you coming"!!!

 

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