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[Nickbat]

Right, that my shift over for the day - where's the evening shift barmen?

Gone sick, Bob. You'll have to work a double-shift.  

[Golfbuddy]

Anyone want to buy a stereo from an Elite?  

[VXL V6]

Where's me pint?  

[Golfbuddy]

Where's me pint?  

Bob Dent's drunk the place dry. He's been here since 0930 this morning.  

[VXL V6]

 

Is it a case of bring your own now then?

[Taxi_Driver]

Where's me pint?  

Bob Dent's drunk the place dry. He's been here since 0930 this morning.  

Sod popping in tonight then if theres no booze  

[Nickbat]

Got a letter from the council today.

Responded politely, though.

BTW, the beer's arrived by DHL. Only phoned through the order 10 minutes ago.

[hotel21]

Looks like Bob really has done the deed and slipped away.......

He left a note saying he had to leave after typing the following quote into the address bar then hitting enter.....

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

I would leave as well, if thats the effect.....     [smiley=engel017.gif]

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Got a letter from the council today.

Responded politely, though.

BTW, the beer's arrived by DHL. Only phoned through the order 10 minutes ago.

Delivered Holsten Lager  

[CaptainZok]

Looks like Bob really has done the deed and slipped away.......

He left a note saying he had to leave after typing the following quote into the address bar then hitting enter.....

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

I would leave as well, if thats the effect.....     [smiley=engel017.gif]

Have you got yer blue suit on Broocie or are you havin a malt with us?

[hotel21]

Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)

[CaptainZok]

Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)

So how many boxes of tacks did you have to run over then?

[VXL V6]

<----- Wakes up again......

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired
Er i've been waiting 6 hours for me pint........

[hotel21]

Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)

So how many boxes of tacks did you have to run over then?

used reverse a lot......  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

<----- Wakes up again......

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired
Er i've been waiting 6 hours for me pint........

 Come back tomorrow, Its free beer