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[ffcgary1]

Have you tried the cork method, fitted with sammy the sledge

[miggy]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.

Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while

Thanks Steve

Old git

[STMO123]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.

Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while

Thanks Steve

Old git

It's the new me. Catain sensible.

[STMO123]

I dont want to know what they used to sing.

[CaptainZok]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.

Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while

Thanks Steve

Old git

It's the new me. Catain sensible.

What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.

[miggy]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.

Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while

Thanks Steve

Old git

It's the new me. Catain sensible.

What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.

Oh no, he will start dissing again, then again, it brought a bit of fun to the forum.  

[STMO123]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.

Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while

Thanks Steve

Old git

It's the new me. Catain sensible.

What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.

My wife tells me I'm a moaning, inconsiderate, grumpy (sorry Grumpy) tw*t. I'm just proving her wrong.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

[Ken T]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

[STMO123]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure

Neigbours would probably shoot you!

[cem_devecioglu]

buy a water gun , fill with half alcohol , half water and spray on them..This will keep them away..

but please dont use poison..last summer my 5 cats died of poison  

ps: now productive season for them started and they are very active..Males will pee everywhere..To sign their area..

[Martin_1962]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure

Neigbours would probably shoot you!

Too scared of your lion I expect

[cem_devecioglu]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure

Neigbours would probably shoot you!

Too scared of your lion I expect

effective idea also..

[Entwood]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !

This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.

A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!

Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison

[CaptainZok]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !

This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.

A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!

Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison

A large dog maybe.

[Entwood]

One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly"    And for a very reasonable price !   http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html


Ken

I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !

This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.

A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!

Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison

A large dog maybe.

We had dogs until about 4 years ago ... both were properly trained NOT to go on "dug" parts of garden, only on the grassed areas ...bloody cats used to sit in the flower beds teasing the dogs who would only stand and bark ...