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[miggy]

Been out on the flower boarders today, the cats have sh*t everywhere in them, buried everywhere.

Just let me catch them, i like cats but this is Bl"*dy madness, i will be looking in the garder centres tomorrow, see if theres something i can get to put on the soil to keep them away, apart from my pitch fork

 

[ffcgary1]

Get mark round, he will sort them for you.

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

...see if theres something i can get to put on the soil to keep them away, apart from my pitch fork
 

 Shotgun pellets. Possibly with a cat-sized gap in the middle. >_>

[CaptainZok]

Cough splutter air pistol cough cough.  

[ffcgary1]

 Nasty cough you got there mate.

[Paulus]

I've got 5 cats...wanna fight??

[holey head]

webley nemesis .22 with darts work wonders on the neighbours cat's!! so did my staff took a nice liking to cat meat.............

[CaptainZok]

I've got 5 cats...wanna fight??

Only if they cr*p in his garden.  

[miggy]

I've got 5 cats...wanna fight??

Yes, its the war office.

 

[Danny]

fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice

harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it

[miggy]

fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice

harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it

Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.

 

[Jimbob]

I used Cat Away, think it was, green 'crystals'  seemed to do the job, just used for a few weeks, then their routines change and jobs a good un  

[Danny]

fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice

harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it

Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.

 

loctite, imagine the owners horrific situation of taking the cat to the vet to get superglue removed from its rusty sherrif's badge!!

[miggy]

fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice

harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it

Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.

 

loctite, imagine the owners horrific situation of taking the cat to the vet to get superglue removed from its rusty sherrif's badge!!

Yeh, it would`nt do the pencil sharpener end much good.

[STMO123]

Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.