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[cem_devecioglu]

Cat enemies    

[cem_devecioglu]

The reason cats disturb the people is people bring these cats.Then let them in the streets to escape responsibility..And poison them..

Clever human kind..

[hotel21]

Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.

Applied from the opposite ear.....

[CaptainZok]

Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.

Applied from the opposite ear.....

44 magnum by any chance?

[Marks DTM Calib]

I find 15 seconds in the water butt works well......or the super soaker....or a well chewed piece of paper in the air rifle.

[hotel21]

Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.

Applied from the opposite ear.....

44 magnum by any chance?

Nope, air rifle with silencer......

Gets good bunnies for supper as well.....    

[STMO123]

Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.

Applied from the opposite ear.....

  ....and then straight in the curry

[CaptainZok]

Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.

Applied from the opposite ear.....

44 magnum by any chance?

Nope, air rifle with silencer......

Gets good bunnies for supper as well.....    

AInt got a gun nowadays, had a walk in target sports the other week, prices are a bit steep now.

[holey head]

mine cost me £100 bout 3 years ago

[miggy]

mine cost me £100 bout 3 years ago

Expensive cat

[holey head]

expensive cat reppelant!!!! works wonders!!
i'll bring it with me next time i'm over your end so you can try it

[amigov6]

 :(Seems pet owners have to assume responsibility for dogs but not cats who seem to "go" where they like & we should all just put up with it. If you know which household any of the offending felines belong to go round to thier patio/lawn/border etc, drop your strides & lay a Mr. Whippy on the spot!
    Although they deserve it that's a bit extreme so gather them up on a spade & return to the rightfull owner. If your'e even more sympathetic they hate lemon juice.

[hotel21]

Once upon a time I lived throught the wall from another cop who had two dogs, a lab and a doberman.  One sh*t in its own garden, the other sh*t in mine.  Despite repeated requests to owner - fellow workmate remember - it remained for numerous weeks whilst toddler daughter and wife had to dance a pas de bas when in the rear garden.  

Problem was solved when I cleared it for him ('cos he was busy, on shifts, like me...) and it was put it somewhere safe where he would find it.....

His front and rear doorsteps, front and rear doorhandles, driver and passenger door handles on the car.....

He got the health and hygene point....  

[Kevin Wood]

:(Seems pet owners have to assume responsibility for dogs but not cats who seem to "go" where they like & we should all just put up with it. If you know which household any of the offending felines belong to go round to thier patio/lawn/border etc, drop your strides & lay a Mr. Whippy on the spot!
    Although they deserve it that's a bit extreme so gather them up on a spade & return to the rightfull owner. If your'e even more sympathetic they hate lemon juice.

Mate of mine tried that once, after the pub.

Got a bowl of washing up water poured onto him from an upstairs window

Realised his aim hadn't been too good when he got home, too

Kevin