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STMO123

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Fella goes to the doctors....
« on: 26 November 2007, 19:10:14 »
....and says "I've got a really strange complaint doc" Doc (disinterested) "Oh yeah, what's that?"
"Well, when I fart, it doesn't stink. Oh, here comes one now."

Lets out a real rip snorter "There, told you, no smell"

Doc-"You'll have to go hospital for an operation"

"What? On me ar*e?"

"No, on yer nose yer dirty b*stard. Get out"
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2007, 19:11:04 »
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....and says "I've got a really strange complaint doc" Doc (disinterested) "Oh yeah, what's that?"
"Well, when I fart, it doesn't stink. Oh, here comes one now."

Lets out a real rip snorter "There, told you, no smell"

Doc-"You'll have to go hospital for an operation"

"What? On me ar*e?"

"No, on yer nose yer dirty b*stard. Get out"


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #2 on: 26 November 2007, 19:23:22 »
you sure your not talking about Loo-Knee?? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #3 on: 26 November 2007, 20:05:53 »
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you sure your not talking about Loo-Knee?? ;D ;D ;D


Who not The Pink Farter ;D ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #4 on: 26 November 2007, 20:07:35 »
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you sure your not talking about Loo-Knee?? ;D ;D ;D


Who not The Pink Farter ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2007, 20:10:13 »
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you sure your not talking about Loo-Knee?? ;D ;D ;D


Who not The Pink Farter ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



I feel an Avatar chnage coming on ::)
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #6 on: 26 November 2007, 20:12:37 »
Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2007, 20:14:19 »
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....and says "I've got a really strange complaint doc" Doc (disinterested) "Oh yeah, what's that?"
"Well, when I fart, it doesn't stink. Oh, here comes one now."

Lets out a real rip snorter "There, told you, no smell"

Doc-"You'll have to go hospital for an operation"

"What? On me ar*e?"

"No, on yer nose yer dirty b*stard. Get out"

mine same  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #8 on: 26 November 2007, 20:14:53 »
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Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D

I won't mention a word :y.........honest ::)
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #9 on: 26 November 2007, 20:16:07 »
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Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D

I won't mention a word :y.........honest ::)

HEEEEY!  Love the avatar :y
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #10 on: 26 November 2007, 20:19:02 »
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Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D

I won't mention a word :y.........honest ::)

HEEEEY!  Love the avatar :y

Yeah, its amazing the folks you meet at some of the OOF get togethers ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2007, 20:22:07 »
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Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D

I won't mention a word :y.........honest ::)

HEEEEY!  Love the avatar :y

Yeah, its amazing the folks you meet at some of the OOF get togethers ;D ;D

I would! ;D

Wouldn't you? ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2007, 20:32:43 »
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Hope he doesn't blame me for farting starting this thread. ;D

I won't mention a word :y.........honest ::)

HEEEEY!  Love the avatar :y

Yeah, its amazing the folks you meet at some of the OOF get togethers ;D ;D

I would! ;D

Wouldn't you? ::)

I would most definately :-/
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #13 on: 26 November 2007, 22:33:36 »
PMSL.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fella goes to the doctors....
« Reply #14 on: 26 November 2007, 22:39:56 »
Question.....

Why does a fart smell???



Answer after a few attempts, if none correct.....     ;)
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