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Martin_1962

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Toilet Dreams
« on: 27 November 2007, 10:41:51 »
So have you ever had one?

I have had a few

I climbed a this tall Aztec style pyramid, got to the top, went to the little cubicle at the top, and the urinal was out of order! Then I woke up.

I was wandering around this big building, dying for a wee, tried the changing rooms, could not get to the loo as they were flooded, same with everyother changing room.

Then I found a toilet which was usable - then luckily I woke up :-?

The local morning radio DJ had one a while ago but he managed to find a working clean usable toilet so did not need to wake up :-[
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #1 on: 27 November 2007, 10:44:59 »
I Thought twice about opening this thread.....wish I hadn't

so, when are those nice young men in their clean white coats coming to take you away?
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #2 on: 27 November 2007, 11:03:13 »
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I Thought twice about opening this thread.....wish I hadn't

so, when are those nice young men in their clean white coats coming to take you away?


They are not, just that these dreams are funny. The local DJ going on about his was funny, but I knew what he meant.
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #3 on: 27 November 2007, 12:21:29 »
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So have you ever had one?
Strangely, no....
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #4 on: 27 November 2007, 12:33:27 »
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So have you ever had one?
Strangely, no....


Not even with a full bladder of Stella?
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #5 on: 27 November 2007, 13:07:53 »
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #6 on: 27 November 2007, 13:33:38 »
Would you be surprised if I said no?
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« Reply #7 on: 27 November 2007, 13:41:30 »
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Would you be surprised if I said no?
No!

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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #8 on: 27 November 2007, 14:21:48 »
Apparently people often dream about going to the toilet when they're actually pissing the bed! Somehow the mind thinks you're actually in the bog, so just lets go ;D

Thankfully I don't recall ever dreaming about having a piss :o
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #9 on: 27 November 2007, 14:55:47 »
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Apparently people often dream about going to the toilet when they're actually pissing the bed! Somehow the mind thinks you're actually in the bog, so just lets go ;D

Thankfully I don't recall ever dreaming about having a piss :o


That's what happened to the DJ ;D ;D

Mine are always out of order ;D ;D

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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #10 on: 27 November 2007, 15:00:29 »
Lucky for you, otherwise your dream may then involve you finding a nice swimming pool filled with warm "water" for you to relax in, before swimming right out of the bed in the morning   ;D
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #11 on: 27 November 2007, 15:04:00 »
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Lucky for you, otherwise your dream may then involve you finding a nice swimming pool filled with warm "water" for you to relax in, before swimming right out of the bed in the morning   ;D


It is actually a warning system to get you to wake up
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #12 on: 27 November 2007, 15:11:12 »
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Apparently people often dream about going to the toilet when they're actually pissing the bed! Somehow the mind thinks you're actually in the bog, so just lets go ;D

Thankfully I don't recall ever dreaming about having a piss :o


That's what happened to the DJ ;D ;D

Mine are always out of order ;D ;D


Hehe

Out of order
Locked
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Someone is using it

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #13 on: 27 November 2007, 15:41:27 »
Nope ::)
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Re: Toilet Dreams
« Reply #14 on: 27 November 2007, 16:00:04 »
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............I think you need help.
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