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My Grandad
« on: 08 December 2007, 09:13:00 »
My Grandad came home the other day with two black eyes.

What happened, asked my Grandma.

Well, he says, I was in the shopping precinct, and a lady came out of the public toilets with her dress tucked into the back of her knickers, so I dashed over and quickly pulled it out, she turned round and hit me in my right eye.

But you've got two black eyes, how did you get the other one? asked Grandma.

Well, says Grandad, it was obvious she didn't want it pulled out, so I tucked it back in.
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #1 on: 08 December 2007, 09:28:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2007, 09:31:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #3 on: 08 December 2007, 10:30:40 »
    ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #4 on: 08 December 2007, 11:47:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #5 on: 08 December 2007, 11:50:08 »
that was Funny AA..................

thought i would write it, as the other loonies just want to increase their Post count ::) ::) ::)
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #6 on: 08 December 2007, 11:51:10 »
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that was Funny AA..................

thought i would write it, as the other loonies just want to increase their Post count ::) ::) ::)


Like this you mean
 :y ;D ;)
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #7 on: 08 December 2007, 12:13:39 »
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that was Funny AA..................

thought i would write it, as the other loonies just want to increase their Post count ::) ::) ::)


Like this you mean
 :y ;D ;)
well sort of,

but i was really on about Golfbuddy, he has been on the forum since 06/07 and has posts like a right Loonie, but if you take all the smileys off of his post count he remains with about 16 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #8 on: 08 December 2007, 12:58:26 »
Good one   ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #9 on: 08 December 2007, 13:38:29 »
Excellent ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #10 on: 08 December 2007, 14:28:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #11 on: 08 December 2007, 16:01:15 »
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that was Funny AA..................

thought i would write it, as the other loonies just want to increase their Post count ::) ::) ::)


Like this you mean
 :y ;D ;)


No!! Like this.  :y
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #12 on: 08 December 2007, 16:35:35 »
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that was Funny AA..................

thought i would write it, as the other loonies just want to increase their Post count ::) ::) ::)


Like this you mean
 :y ;D ;)


No!! Like this.  :y
see i told you,  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #13 on: 08 December 2007, 18:34:39 »
 ;D ;D, have a look at Discovery channel now, never seen nothing like it :o
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Re: My Grandad
« Reply #14 on: 08 December 2007, 19:54:16 »
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;D ;D, have a look at Discovery channel now, never seen nothing like it :o
Nothing on there :o :o :o
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