As you may well know from the General Help section, I have got NO heat inside my car other than 3 heated seats (mine isn't working obviously).
So I awoke to a white car that should have been blue. Time to get the scraper out. After I scraped the car, I got in...only to find that I needed to scrape the inside too. What fun.
10 mins later, my dash looked like a scene off a christmas card. I was going to take a photo, but my motorbike gloves that I have to wear in the car weren't designed for such fiddly actions and it was far too cold to take them off.
I then set off, only to stop 30 yards up the road to clear the inside of the windscreen again. My breath kept freezing on the windscreen. So, windows down, head out of the window, I could finally see where I was going. I felt a bit like a very cold Ace Ventura.
"I'm going to crash like this." I thought, so I stopped and defrosted the inside and outside again. I am now about 150 yards from my house...only another 49.5 miles to go. I switched all the heated seats on (including mine just in case it had decided to fix itself) to try and get some heat in to the car. After about 10 miles, my plan started to work and I didn't have to keep clearing the windscreen every 20 seconds.
I'm off to see Marks DTM Calib this evening for him to cast his all-knowing-eye over my mobile icicle. I SOOOOOOOOOOO hope that he finds the problem.
Wish me luck...