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A Joke a Day keeps the..............
« on: 14 December 2007, 13:50:53 »

Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...      

       

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

    DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

    PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

    CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

    COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

    BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

    NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

    NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

    FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

    FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

    PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

    LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
      
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Re: A Joke a Day keeps the..............
« Reply #1 on: 14 December 2007, 13:54:21 »

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Re: A Joke a Day keeps the..............
« Reply #2 on: 14 December 2007, 13:58:30 »

LMAO,

as Viagra has been on the market a few years now, other drug companies will soon start making it under its generic name :

Mycoxaphlopin

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Re: A Joke a Day keeps the..............
« Reply #3 on: 14 December 2007, 14:02:39 »

Even my wife Laughed at that, and she is German ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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