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amigov6

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Bedtime joke.
« on: 23 January 2008, 22:34:18 »
A bloke's in the pub sinking a few with his mate Dave. Dave's always been a bit of a lad with the ladies & is known for it. the bloke asks "What's your secret Dave?" Dave replies " easy really, i just get my c*ck out & bang it on the chest of drawers 'til it goes numb then i can go all night" "Cheers Dave" his mate says, " the Mrs is'nt expecting me home so i'll go & surprise her" Before Dave can reply he's gone. He sneaks upstairs, his Mrs is in the bathroom preparing to retire, he strips off in the bedroom & starts banging his old lad against the chest of drawers for all he's worth.All's ok 'til he hears his wife shouts from the bathroom..."Is that you Dave?!!!" 8-)
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Re: Bedtime joke.
« Reply #1 on: 23 January 2008, 22:40:16 »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 23 January 2008, 22:43:55 »
Very good ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 23 January 2008, 23:02:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 23 January 2008, 23:35:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2008, 07:43:46 »
good one !!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: Bedtime joke.
« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2008, 09:26:30 »
 ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 24 January 2008, 21:31:27 »
One of the best  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 24 January 2008, 21:33:18 »
LOL! Very funny...
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« Reply #9 on: 24 January 2008, 21:33:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y LMAO, and so did Mrs Miggy
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Re: Bedtime joke.
« Reply #10 on: 24 January 2008, 21:46:31 »
 :y  very good
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