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[Vamps]

just had 1 of the little darlings dads banging on my door "his son is at home very very upset" I give up
Alright i might have ended the conversation with a comment similar to
 if i find a scratch in the daylight he'll be more than up set
  Ican expect a visit from the Police apparently
 ho hum

Never mind the Police, watch out for the Social Worker!!!!!!

[miggy]

ive just had a chuckle to myself the lad whose very very upset
must be 6.1" .
ive hurt his poor little feelings
              oh bless

I would have hurt his Jaw.

[zippo]

just had 1 of the little darlings dads banging on my door "his son is at home very very upset" I give up
Alright i might have ended the conversation with a comment similar to
 if i find a scratch in the daylight he'll be more than up set
  Ican expect a visit from the Police apparently
 ho hum

Never mind the Police, watch out for the Social Worker!!!!!!

you bad bad man lol

[zippo]

ive just had a chuckle to myself the lad whose very very upset
must be 6.1" .
ive hurt his poor little feelings
              oh bless

I would have hurt his Jaw.

i'd have to have stood on a box to reach that high  

[caolan_p]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

[theolodian]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

I have to admit that one of the joys of the miggy is not worrying about dings, stonechips, or troglodyte teens.  

[zippo]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

when my cars concerned iam the grumpier old man

[miggy]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

[MaxV6]

speak for yerself theo....

"it's only a car"

to which i  respond


yeah fukwit, but it's MY car....  and unless your parents intend to pay for resprays every time  your jean rivets, or belts, or zips scratch it , get yer bastard arse off it and bugger off.

Oik response

"you dunno where i live innit"

my riposte

it's simple you prat.  

let me describe an example scenario for you  

 I deck you...  you run home to mummy, daddy comes knocking, I hand him the bill.

oh, and by the way your name is "xxxxxxx.yyyyy" and you live down the road at number 22

just because you and your friends are brainless ignoramuses, doesn't mean I bloody am.
 Get off my oppsing car and stay off it.

end of discussion.

next week, in the pub, his dad wanders over, buys me a beer and apologises for his son's behaviour.

..

true story.

probably not everyone would have the same ending.,...   but you know what... that's no reason to accept such behaviour and treatment of one's property.

(PLEASE NOTE., the above irresponsible comment was brought to you by a nice bottle of chablis. )

[Vamps]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

Thumbs up to that.  

Had to go the  doctors today, a young trainee GP used the phrase ‘of a certain age’ and he meant ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miggy]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

Thumbs up to that.  

Had to go the  doctors today, a young trainee GP used the phrase ‘of a certain age’ and he meant ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vamps]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

Thumbs up to that.  

Had to go the  doctors today, a young trainee GP used the phrase ‘of a certain age’ and he meant ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was hoping for some sympathy!!!!!

[miggy]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

Thumbs up to that.  

Had to go the  doctors today, a young trainee GP used the phrase ‘of a certain age’ and he meant ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was hoping for some sympathy!!!!!

Have a few whiskys,  

[zippo]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

is this oof or the grumpy old mens club

BOTH.....

Thumbs up to that.  

Had to go the  doctors today, a young trainee GP used the phrase ‘of a certain age’ and he meant ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if the cap fits mate
sorry couldn't resist

[albitz]

they let their kids behave like idiots,then when someone suggests they show a little respect the first thing they think off is to threaten you with the law.maybe its because they know the law is on their side these days as opposed to the side of the law abiding fella who goes to work and buys himself a car! in the good old days my old man would have asked if you had kicked me up the arse,when he found out you hadnt then he would have done it for you.not very p.c. but it taught me to respect other peoples property.another rant over and i feel a little better again!