Glad to know i'm not the only bloke here that can cook...... 
I'm slightly more worried about admitting that i'm aware, first hand, of the operational parameters of the Washing machine, the tumble dryer, dishwasher and Hoover (although actually, we get the kids to do most of the hoovering, it knackers my hands.... seriously.... . )
the cooking duties are divvied up based on whoever gets home first......
since , as often as not, I work from home, that usually means me... and while the rest of em don';t actually starve when I'm away, it's fair to say that Chrissy's cooking is "predictably english" , and maybe a tad pedestrian..... but to be fair, her cakes are bloody fabulous..... so she's not a complete waste of money
Mark, I can out do your Mrs for the Worst cooking , My Mother in law.... she once put her husband's dinner in the oven to keep warm.
it was a oppsing salad.
A salad in the oven it be her age max i am not a good cook but i get by and would'nt put a salad in the oven , it made me laugh when i read it

by the way your cooking is dam good because i have eaten it and it was sooooo lovelly and james says your a dam good cook too
