Only if you married one and not the other.

We are all still great pals!
I even got called out to do an AA impersonation on his car. Reversing + deep pothole = exhaust ripped off all it's mountings.
A quick emergcency repair with whatever was in my boot. Small piece of rope and 4 tiewraps later and his car made the 2 mile drive home in order for it to go to a garage tomorrow.
Pretty chuffed with myself, especially as I am not a mechanic, I just tinker.
Currently rewarding myself with a small 16 y.o scotch.
Now I am worried.

The normal call is two fingers.....
The major trick is to ensure that a) both are on the same hand and b) next to each other......
I'm on Grants Sherry cask el cheapo at £8 a bottle at the moment.... Great, as far as cooking whiskies go!! 
Well, I didnt want to seem like a alcoholic, but in my house, a small glass is a pint tumbler.

Yes Broocie, I know, two fingers is the min.
(I am referring to whisky for all you dafties)
I am partaking in Buchanans red label. Lovely blend.
I work for one of the biggest drinks companies, so favourable prices are abound.

Expensive scotch becomes cheap scotch.
I was thinking about bringing a couple of bottles to the Jock weekend meet, does that seem too much?