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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #30 on: 07 October 2011, 11:57:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

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FFS... I just sprayed the screen with tea! ;D ;D ;D

I mean... Oh dear ::) ::)
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #31 on: 07 October 2011, 12:02:27 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 07 October 2011, 11:57:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

 >:(
FFS... I just sprayed the screen with tea! ;D ;D ;D

I mean... Oh dear ::) ::)
>:(
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #32 on: 07 October 2011, 12:06:14 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 12:02:27
Quote from: Lazydocker on 07 October 2011, 11:57:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

 >:(
FFS... I just sprayed the screen with tea! ;D ;D ;D

I mean... Oh dear ::) ::)
>:(
I like the banning message:

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This ban is set to expire 08 October 2011, 12:03:38.

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #33 on: 07 October 2011, 12:10:30 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 07 October 2011, 11:57:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

 >:(
FFS... I just sprayed the screen with tea! ;D ;D ;D

I mean... Oh dear ::) ::)

I too had to work hard in order to prevent the water I was drinking from hitting the screen  ;D ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #34 on: 07 October 2011, 12:12:49 »
You couldn't make it up could you?
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #35 on: 07 October 2011, 12:18:23 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 07 October 2011, 12:12:49
You couldn't make it up could you?
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #36 on: 07 October 2011, 14:04:49 »
So Millwalls 'nuts' were stung and TheBoy's 'arse' was stung  :o :o This creates an image of the two of them together :'( :'( :'(
Please tell me I am not a sick individual :-[ :-[
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #37 on: 07 October 2011, 14:29:05 »
Quote from: Zombie on 07 October 2011, 14:04:49
So Millwalls 'nuts' were stung and TheBoy's 'arse' was stung  :o :o This creates an image of the two of them together :'( :'( :'(
Please tell me I am not a sick individual :-[ :-[

lucky for you i took no pics ;D ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #38 on: 07 October 2011, 17:05:48 »
So what's this about my man getting banned for 24 hours, what?! >:(
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #39 on: 07 October 2011, 17:10:23 »
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:05:48
So what's this about my man getting banned for 24 hours, what?! >:(
PMSL.  ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #40 on: 07 October 2011, 17:14:43 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 07 October 2011, 17:10:23
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:05:48
So what's this about my man getting banned for 24 hours, what?! >:(
PMSL.  ;D

Dont you get all rowdy as well, or I'll send my driver Bob around to give you a right royal seeing to!
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #41 on: 07 October 2011, 17:21:43 »
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:14:43
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 07 October 2011, 17:10:23
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:05:48
So what's this about my man getting banned for 24 hours, what?! >:(
PMSL.  ;D

Dont you get all rowdy as well, or I'll send my driver Bob around to give you a right royal seeing to!

spiffing old chap has bob got his vaseline ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #42 on: 07 October 2011, 17:24:29 »
Quote from: millwall on 07 October 2011, 17:21:43
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:14:43
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 07 October 2011, 17:10:23
Quote from: General Melchett on 07 October 2011, 17:05:48
So what's this about my man getting banned for 24 hours, what?! >:(
PMSL.  ;D

Dont you get all rowdy as well, or I'll send my driver Bob around to give you a right royal seeing to!

spiffing old chap has bob got his vaseline ;D

Vaseline?  You mean for waterproofing the headlights on the staff car?  What ever for man?
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #43 on: 07 October 2011, 20:49:25 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

 >:(
Pmsl, how many laps of the house trying to escape it, the little bugger?  ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #44 on: 07 October 2011, 21:13:19 »
The best I could manage recently was a sting on the finger when I disturbed a wasps nest in the garden, I must get in more..... :D :D :D
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