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« Reply #15 on: 13 March 2008, 22:55:12 »
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can i have your car

what car, i never get a chance to drive it. Swmbo is always out in ,id stand behind me too Mike, because the wife is only small but shes got a proper temper ;D ;D

They do don't they, swmbo is small and can give it some though she seems to prefer the huff. ::)
 My boss, female, is only small and is far too small for her mouth. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 13 March 2008, 22:58:13 »
yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y
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« Reply #17 on: 13 March 2008, 22:59:46 »
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 13 March 2008, 23:03:28 »
you could atempt to beg for forgivness of the wife , and we just have a false wake for you anyway,  after we flog your car
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« Reply #19 on: 13 March 2008, 23:06:07 »
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)
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« Reply #20 on: 13 March 2008, 23:17:06 »
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #21 on: 13 March 2008, 23:22:23 »
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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« Reply #22 on: 13 March 2008, 23:23:40 »
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 13 March 2008, 23:23:58 »
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you could atempt to beg for forgivness of the wife , and we just have a false wake for you anyway,  after we flog your car
and be laughed at not likely
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
Tell tale
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
Tell tale

Now you sound like my 7 yr old daughter.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 13 March 2008, 23:30:12 »
i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT
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« Reply #27 on: 13 March 2008, 23:36:26 »
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)
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« Reply #28 on: 13 March 2008, 23:40:15 »
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)

yeah no probs it happens all the time .A couple of the pain killers and i'll be right as rain. Iam still shocked i didn't get a dig off her  :D
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)

yeah no probs it happens all the time .A couple of the pain killers and i'll be right as rain. Iam still shocked i didn't get a dig off her  :D

She loves you really :y It's just the stupid silly games they play that I will never understand.  :(
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