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aaronjb

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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #30 on: 21 November 2011, 19:45:25 »
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And as for pierced nipples, all men should have 1 or preferably 2! ;)

So you can drag them around by them, I assume? ;D

My ex had a VCH. Ah. Memories.


Lucky man, Aaron. Complimented by baby smooth feminine flesh. OOF forum rules do not allow the use of the word  "pussy"..... ::) ::) :)

She was quite the beauty.

Of course she also bled me dry financially and slept around behind my back so.. not all good luck!
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #31 on: 21 November 2011, 19:45:56 »
 :o Clamps, piercings, serpents HCH, VCH, triangles..........?!?!? :-X


 ::) Pervs.......

the lot of you! ;D
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #32 on: 21 November 2011, 19:48:09 »
Quote from: Debs. on 21 November 2011, 19:45:56
:o Clamps, piercings, serpents HCH, VCH, triangles..........?!?!? :-X


 ::) Pervs.......

the lot of you! ;D

Come on Debs!  If you can't beat us, join us!  Can recommend a good piercer and tattoo artist if you like!! ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #33 on: 21 November 2011, 19:49:27 »
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #34 on: 21 November 2011, 19:51:39 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:45:25
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 19:42:53
Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:02:01
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 18:57:34
And as for pierced nipples, all men should have 1 or preferably 2! ;)

So you can drag them around by them, I assume? ;D

My ex had a VCH. Ah. Memories.


Lucky man, Aaron. Complimented by baby smooth feminine flesh. OOF forum rules do not allow the use of the word  "pussy"..... ::) ::) :)

She was quite the beauty.

Of course she also bled me dry financially and slept around behind my back so.. not all good luck!


Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #35 on: 21 November 2011, 19:53:31 »
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 19:51:39
Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)

I'd agree with you, but I worry what Ljay might do to me.. ;D ;D
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #36 on: 21 November 2011, 19:54:15 »
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:49:27
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P

If she bore witness to these writings L, she would cut my throat. :-X
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #37 on: 21 November 2011, 19:57:04 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:53:31
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 19:51:39
Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)

I'd agree with you, but I worry what Ljay might do to me.. ;D ;D

Aaron!  I'm hurt! :'(  Even I'm not that scary....unless you want me to be?! ;) :-*
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #38 on: 21 November 2011, 19:58:45 »
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Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:53:31
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Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)

I'd agree with you, but I worry what Ljay might do to me.. ;D ;D

Aaron!  I'm hurt! :'(  Even I'm not that scary....unless you want me to be?! ;) :-*


Yes you are.... :-*
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #39 on: 21 November 2011, 19:58:50 »
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:54:15
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:49:27
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P

If she bore witness to these writings L, she would cut my throat. :-X

Best hope she doesn't suddenly join OOF then Mr! :(
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #40 on: 21 November 2011, 20:00:54 »
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Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:53:31
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 19:51:39
Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)

I'd agree with you, but I worry what Ljay might do to me.. ;D ;D

Aaron!  I'm hurt! :'(  Even I'm not that scary....unless you want me to be?! ;) :-*


Perhaps a little correction from the mistress is in order, Aaron. If that floats your boat.... :D :D ;)
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #41 on: 21 November 2011, 20:03:13 »
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:58:50
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:54:15
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:49:27
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P

If she bore witness to these writings L, she would cut my throat. :-X

Best hope she doesn't suddenly join OOF then Mr! :(

Thankfully she considers the internet - and anything done on it - to be a foolish waste of time. ;D ;D
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #42 on: 21 November 2011, 20:04:54 »
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 20:03:13
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:58:50
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:54:15
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:49:27
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P

If she bore witness to these writings L, she would cut my throat. :-X

Best hope she doesn't suddenly join OOF then Mr! :(

Thankfully she considers the internet - and anything done on it - to be a foolish waste of time. ;D ;D

She has a very valid point, I can lose hours online! ::)
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #43 on: 21 November 2011, 20:06:44 »
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 20:00:54
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:57:04
Quote from: aaronjb on 21 November 2011, 19:53:31
Quote from: Opti on 21 November 2011, 19:51:39
Well..... That's women for you, Aaron..... ;)

I'd agree with you, but I worry what Ljay might do to me.. ;D ;D

Aaron!  I'm hurt! :'(  Even I'm not that scary....unless you want me to be?! ;) :-*


Perhaps a little correction from the mistress is in order, Aaron. If that floats your boat.... :D :D ;)

I.. plead the fifth! Wait, that's America.. erm.. decline to answer on the basis that my answer may incriminate me? ;D
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Re: Ear stretching
« Reply #44 on: 21 November 2011, 20:09:30 »
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 20:04:54
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 20:03:13
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:58:50
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:54:15
Quote from: Ljay on 21 November 2011, 19:49:27
Quote from: Desperate Den on 21 November 2011, 19:20:46
Mind you, insofar as tatts are concerned, there's something highly erotic about the depiction of a serpent emerging from the depleted nether regions of the female anatomy. :P :P :-*

Fupp me – I’ve done meself a mischief thinking about that one. :o

Does your wife know you're revealing her secrets on a car forum?? :D :D :P

If she bore witness to these writings L, she would cut my throat. :-X

Best hope she doesn't suddenly join OOF then Mr! :(

Thankfully she considers the internet - and anything done on it - to be a foolish waste of time. ;D ;D

She has a very valid point, I can lose hours online! ::)

Same here Missus - I can quite happily wile away the hours until a distant voice shouts out, "Do you really need to be on that thing at this hour?"
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