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[hercules]

   my lads skipped the potty and gone straight for the toilet only he hasnt just mastered it yet,his sister just took him to the toilet for a number one which turned out to be a number two and my god it was like the scene from daddy daycare,it was all over the floor all over the towels on the carpet at top of stairs and ive never smelt owt so bad i was wretching.how can so much destruction happen in seconds

[The Red Baron]

  sorry couldnt help laughing.
oh the joys of being a parent.

[Jimbob]

Thanks for that image

[Ian_D]

Thanks for that image

Likewise!

You've got to laugh though 

[Vamps]

    Oh the joys of parenthood......

[Webby the Bear]

Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha 

[Vamps]

Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha 

But this is much more interesting......

[jonny2112]

Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha 

Me too! I enjoyed the actual post so much more 

[Bixy1]

I think I would rather have the car keyed . . . . . 


Only Joking!! 

[Andy B]

Those occasions when they were younger and in baby grows & the nappy wasn't man enough to hold its contents are always to be remembered!  You resist the temptation to hose them down in the garden in a Pulp Fiction type of way, but when you get to the bath room & suspend them above the bath it's then a case of where to start??  They have sh1t half way up their backs & you're trying hard to avoid getting covered in it yourself .....................

mine are 22 & 23 now but the memory of a few of those occasions is still indelibly ingrained 

[Tony H]

Fair play to the lad at least he made the effort and gave it a go, and did his best the joys of parenthood eh

[cleggy]

Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child 

[Nickbat]

I remember having a bath with one of mine when they were just a few months old. We were singing "The Wheels on the Bus" when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a Richard floating pass with all the grace and sense of purpose of a Dreadnought Class Sub. 

[tidla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog

cannot get the preview to work so..

[LJay]

As a preschool teacher who has the joy of 21 toddlers all at this stage, i can empathise with just how far a good dump can go! That made me chuckle and am i glad mine are through that stage!