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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #15 on: 30 January 2012, 21:55:14 »
Too much ballast by the sound of it  :y
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #16 on: 30 January 2012, 21:56:05 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 30 January 2012, 21:54:10
I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D

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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #17 on: 30 January 2012, 21:56:24 »
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #18 on: 30 January 2012, 22:00:48 »
Quote from: Albs on 30 January 2012, 21:56:24
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #19 on: 30 January 2012, 22:04:42 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:56:05
Quote from: PhilRich on 30 January 2012, 21:54:10
I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D

Are you ok Phyliss? Is someone looking after ya?
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #20 on: 30 January 2012, 22:05:46 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:00:48
Quote from: Albs on 30 January 2012, 21:56:24
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D

Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot?  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #21 on: 30 January 2012, 22:05:55 »
I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y

Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #22 on: 30 January 2012, 22:24:25 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 22:05:46
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:00:48
Quote from: Albs on 30 January 2012, 21:56:24
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D

Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot?  ;D

Before I was a shadow of my former self, I used a hat with a small 12" extension attached to it, which then had a remote control mirror on the end. Excellent tool for digging etc I will bring it for ya mate as I know longer have a use for it  :-*
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #23 on: 30 January 2012, 22:26:17 »
Quote from: Albs on 30 January 2012, 22:05:55
I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y

Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D

What a Christmas present thanks Albs  :-*
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #24 on: 30 January 2012, 22:32:00 »
"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #25 on: 30 January 2012, 22:35:19 »
Quote from: Albs on 30 January 2012, 22:32:00
"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D

Oh right, well thanks for break all then  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #26 on: 30 January 2012, 22:36:56 »
Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 30 January 2012, 22:42:48 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 30 January 2012, 22:36:56
Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D

Bullys Captain, thats what they are  :'(
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #28 on: 30 January 2012, 23:05:22 »
I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
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« Reply #29 on: 30 January 2012, 23:31:02 »
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I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
It the lad keeps sticking his helmet up above other folks parapets then, well, hell mend him.....   ;D
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