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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #15 on: 11 February 2012, 00:55:49 »

LD wants to know if their planning any trips to Suffolk? Apparently it is good for business.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #16 on: 11 February 2012, 00:57:12 »

LD wants to know if their planning any trips to Suffolk? Apparently it is good for business.  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #17 on: 11 February 2012, 09:15:32 »

LD wants to know if their planning any trips to Suffolk? Apparently it is good for business.  ::) ::) ::)

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In answer to the square/round nozzle point. I think it's a great idea (even though it would put me out of business overnight) but just think it through a little.

Every pump and vehicle in the country would have to have the nozzle/filler neck changed as appropriate. That would be both hugely expensive and near on impossible ;) They have already changed the nozzles when Diesel became a popular consumer fuel... They mad the petrol one smaller ;)

Frankly, this situation aside as it is just pure stupidity (can they walk and talk at the same time? ???) ::), almost every case of misfuelling I attend is down to lack of attention or distraction. It's much easier to do than people think, just a momentary lapse in concentration and it's done. As an addition, some research done recently into the process of refuelling found that it is something that 99% of drivers do subconsciously, i.e. without thinking about it ;)
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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #18 on: 11 February 2012, 16:29:43 »


In answer to the square/round nozzle point. I think it's a great idea (even though it would put me out of business overnight) but just think it through a little.

Every pump and vehicle in the country would have to have the nozzle/filler neck changed as appropriate. That would be both hugely expensive and near on impossible ;) They have already changed the nozzles when Diesel became a popular consumer fuel... They mad the petrol one smaller ;)

Frankly, this situation aside as it is just pure stupidity (can they walk and talk at the same time? ???) ::), almost every case of misfuelling I attend is down to lack of attention or distraction. It's much easier to do than people think, just a momentary lapse in concentration and it's done. As an addition, some research done recently into the process of refuelling found that it is something that 99% of drivers do subconsciously, i.e. without thinking about it ;)

     That is entirely my experience too. You could put warning stickers all over the instruments, door handles, filler flap, filler cap, in the back window and one on the roof just for good measure, yet people would still put the wrong fuel in. It is simply because they are not paying attention to what they are doing. Most of the idiots that do this, and we see several a week on average, drive the same way.

We had one bloke working for us who managed to misfuel a recovery truck.

One of the window fitters where I used to work managed it 3 times in 2 months, until I trained him against it by charging him the full cost of the third time. By the time we had a recovery to base, another to the mechanic, his draining the fuel, getting it running again, a full tank of diesel to be sure and 2 days replacement vehicle hire it came to £700. When complained to the boss I went with him. On being told that it was the third time in 2 months, Con turned to him and asked if he wanted to pay for the other 2 times. He was a good man to work for!
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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #19 on: 11 February 2012, 16:44:04 »

LD wants to know if their planning any trips to Suffolk? Apparently it is good for business.  ::) ::) ::)

Yep :y :y :y

In answer to the square/round nozzle point. I think it's a great idea (even though it would put me out of business overnight) but just think it through a little.

Every pump and vehicle in the country would have to have the nozzle/filler neck changed as appropriate. That would be both hugely expensive and near on impossible ;) They have already changed the nozzles when Diesel became a popular consumer fuel... They mad the petrol one smaller ;)

Frankly, this situation aside as it is just pure stupidity (can they walk and talk at the same time? ???) ::), almost every case of misfuelling I attend is down to lack of attention or distraction. It's much easier to do than people think, just a momentary lapse in concentration and it's done. As an addition, some research done recently into the process of refuelling found that it is something that 99% of drivers do subconsciously, i.e. without thinking about it ;)

Actually, I think they changed the size well before that and for a different reason.  The smaller nozzle was introduced with unleaded fuel to stop people putting leaded fuel into cars that should only have unleaded (i.e. with catalytic converters).  It was around the mid-eighties or so.
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Re: You could not make it up, a phone call to the office today.....
« Reply #20 on: 11 February 2012, 16:54:38 »

The written word can not truly reflect the situation.....

Two lady colleagues had to travel to Huddersfield today, so a car was hired, apparently they had asked for a diesel car.

Mid afternoon we got a call into the office from one of them, they had pulled into a garage to fuel up..(LD Calm down ::)) clerk took the call and mad an announcement, G has phone, they asked for a diesel car went to fill up and on opening the fill saw a sticker saying 'unleaded' so what fuel should they put it?

Remember I am the only male in the office, advice given was, person a) I will ring the hire company to ask Person b) what does it smell like?     The best bit, the hire company did not know!!!!!! I commented that I could not believe they had driven to Huddersfield and back without knowing if they were driving a diesel or petrol, and suggested the instruction on the filler should be an indicator........how the heck should we know........one of these is a bit of a farmer and seems so sensible, the other is a bit girly....

OK The sticker should be right but in the interest of safety I stepped in and told them to ask someone at the garage....and went off to bang my head on the wall.....

No wonder by this time next year LD will be a millionaire..... :D :D :D
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