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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #15 on: 26 March 2008, 22:25:59 »

Thats how it goes - what is worse is both at once and you are fat
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #16 on: 26 March 2008, 22:28:24 »

Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/
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« Reply #17 on: 26 March 2008, 22:28:37 »

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I find pissing me pants easier....
;D ;D pmpl  ;D ;D............re; buttons,zips etc; it could be worse though we could be women ;)
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #18 on: 26 March 2008, 22:28:58 »

Track suit bottoms are better lads. Just a quick pull on the elastic and in a flash your sorted. Just remember to keep a firm grip on it (the elastic) ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 26 March 2008, 22:34:28 »

a bloke i work with does a lot of fishing,one night he was bursting to go to the crapper so he went into the woods,pulled down his one piece hooded suit thing did the business and when he pulled his hood back up guess what was in it ?  :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #20 on: 26 March 2008, 22:36:34 »

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Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/
I can hold on for hours when im driving but as soon as I see the throne :o
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #21 on: 26 March 2008, 22:44:08 »

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« Reply #22 on: 26 March 2008, 22:45:12 »

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Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/


Bladder not the problem other end is
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #23 on: 26 March 2008, 22:48:03 »

Real men use Button flies FTW :y

and zips pose certain additional risks...
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Re: Buttons or Zips?
« Reply #24 on: 26 March 2008, 22:48:56 »

the scots got one thing right , with the kilt,
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« Reply #25 on: 26 March 2008, 22:59:39 »

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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
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« Reply #26 on: 26 March 2008, 23:01:35 »

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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 26 March 2008, 23:06:01 »

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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D

Southerners, we use bushes up here, even in the cold. :D :D :D
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« Reply #28 on: 26 March 2008, 23:07:35 »

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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D

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« Reply #29 on: 27 March 2008, 09:56:18 »

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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D
lmao  ;D ;D ;D
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