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Title: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:26:00
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:27:25
Pink job, me therefore no understandy. Ask Chef Gixer.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:30:58
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:31:51
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They know everything. :)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:32:34
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They know everything. :)
Yeah, right. Have you seen teachers on quiz shows?  ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:33:15
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:33:58
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They delegate to weaker souls.
FIXED!
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: tidla on 12 November 2014, 19:34:53
Misread the title again.

I haven't a clue.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:35:20
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:35:32
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They delegate to weaker souls.
FIXED!
Another day spent in management company then ::)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:37:37
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?
Depends where you use it... might help,  might not :-\

If you use it on everything then you will probably get lucky eventually  :y
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:38:54
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?

It should improve the taste of your burgers. :)

I believe it breaks down the connective tissue and bone that make up the scrotal sack.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:40:25
Which raises the unfortunate question of how you know what Stemos burgers taste like :o
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:41:47
Which raises the unfortunate question of how you know what Stemos burgers taste like :o
He's getting confused with my sausage.


Yuk. ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:47:49
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They delegate to weaker souls.
FIXED!
Another day spent in management company then ::)
Fortunately not physically, as I can't currently drive (many would say I never could ;D). But I still spend my working day listening to their 'dangle berries', even when at home  >:(
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:50:41
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:53:35
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:58:06
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:00:04
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Yep. And their practice manager will have told them what they can't prescribe that month.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 20:00:27
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Ah, you mean the bollock fondler.

I'll give that a miss, if you don't mind.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 20:02:45
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Ah, you mean the bollock fondler.

I'll give that a miss, if you don't mind.
I see you subscribe to the Chrisgixer School of General Practice... aka wait a week and head to A and E if it still smarts ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:03:44
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Ah, you mean the bollock fondler.

I'll give that a miss, if you don't mind.
It gets better after the first 20 times. But you have to find a new doctor. :-[
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 20:06:32
Will your quack not sign you off for having a rational fear of middle management? If not, why not ::)
Whats a quack?
That'll be the person that you've an appointment to see at the end of March, about four months after your gout settles down... and I guarantee that his opening question to you will be,"Now then, what seems to be the problem?"

 ;D
Ah, you mean the bollock fondler.

I'll give that a miss, if you don't mind.
I see you subscribe to the Chrisgixer School of General Practice... aka wait a week and head to A and E if it still smarts ;D
Errr, no. I firmly believe that the army should be on the entrance to A&E, armed, in order to cull the population.

The only time I've gone to A&E, I was physically restrained in he back of an ice cream van. The paramedic was a hottie though, I do remember that as I was drifting in and out of consciousness.  I will also add that that trip to A&E was the last time I had a prick in my arse.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 12 November 2014, 20:08:02
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:11:23
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 20:17:38
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.
They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose ::)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:20:22
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.
They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose ::)
'dangle berries'. Keep driving and eating at greasy spoons. Yer know nowt. :P
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: chrisgixer on 12 November 2014, 20:21:35
Clearly TB had a very troubled childhood.

Hands up all those that have had a Dr fondle their wassnames....?

....no me neither ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 12 November 2014, 20:22:04
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:25:42
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:26:30
Clearly TB had a very troubled childhood.

Hands up all those that have had a Dr fondle their wassnames....?

....no me neither ;D
Both hands raised here.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: chrisgixer on 12 November 2014, 20:27:17
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:28:33
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 20:28:54
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.
They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose ::)
'dangle berries'. Keep driving and eating at greasy spoons. Yer know nowt. :P
Says the bloke with one combi oven ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 20:29:56
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
You could always move... :-\

Oh wait, you just did ::)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:30:15
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.
They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose ::)
'dangle berries'. Keep driving and eating at greasy spoons. Yer know nowt. :P
Says the bloke with one combi oven ;D
Touche.  ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:31:03
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
You could always move... :-\

Oh wait, you just did ::)
Na. Complete oven-ready meals. ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: chrisgixer on 12 November 2014, 20:52:14
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man. :P
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:57:04
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man. :P
I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-funtioning indicator stalk. :-*
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Rog on 12 November 2014, 20:57:38
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . . (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomiting.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes  :y 


Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:58:45
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . . (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomiting.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes  :y
Body mass index, Rog.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Rog on 12 November 2014, 21:07:15
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . . (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomiting.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes  :y
Body mass index, Rog.

I was out other night for dinner, I asked the waitress is the triple cooked chips were "low cal, Low Cholesterol, and low fat". She replied " Oh yes Sir, Of course they are" . . . . . so there you are, the entire medical profession is wrong, that waitress said so   :y

I gave up smoking about 3 years ago. I'm waiting for the headline. "W.H.O admits . . . .we were wrong about smoking"  . . . . . . where are they  ::)  ( my smokes that is. I didn't chuck them when I gave up)



Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: chrisgixer on 12 November 2014, 21:10:27
H used to moan like mad about ours when we moved in. You can't do bacon under the grill, and oven cook sausages and chips at the same time.

Well of course that had to go. Neff circlotherm double built under in its place. :y
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: moggy on 12 November 2014, 21:18:55
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man. :P
I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-functioning indicator stalk. :-*
STMO.Are you taking the piss out of my.non-functioning indicator stalk. ;D ;D ;D.At least i can spell it right.Dean ;D :y(off to see my original post) :D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 21:21:07
No grill compromises here... a pair of full sized combis here, can grill three trays of sausages and bacon whilst simultaneously roasting half a cow in tother 8)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 21:31:16
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man. :P
I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-functioning indicator stalk. :-*
STMO.Are you taking the piss out of my.non-functioning indicator stalk. ;D ;D ;D.At least i can spell it right.Dean ;D :y(off to see my original post) :D
No, of course not. I'm taking the piss out of Mr Gixers non-functioning indicator stalk.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: moggy on 12 November 2014, 21:57:36
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  :o Think I pass when you cook a roast  ;D
No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.
Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit ;D
Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then. :(
Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man. :P
I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-functioning indicator stalk. :-*
STMO.Are you taking the piss out of my.non-functioning indicator stalk. ;D ;D ;D.At least i can spell it right.Dean ;D :y(off to see my original post) :D
No, of course not. I'm taking the piss out of Mr Gixers non-functioning indicator stalk.
STE.May be some confusion,hear as i have an ad for.A none functioning indicator stalk in parts wanted. ;D ;D.May i ask how you know,Mr Gixers has a none functioning indicator stalk.Dean.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: Vamps on 12 November 2014, 22:11:00
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven  :y
No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

Hardly a creative or health choice for a growing boy........... ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 13 November 2014, 18:10:39
Clearly TB had a very troubled childhood.

Hands up all those that have had a Dr fondle their wassnames....?

....no me neither ;D
That's why you keep going back, as you feel left out in the ball fondling area.
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 13 November 2014, 18:13:44
STE.May be some confusion,hear as i have an ad for.A none functioning indicator stalk in parts wanted. ;D ;D.May i ask how you know,Mr Gixers has a none functioning indicator stalk.Dean.
They are lovers, but they both try to hide it...
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: chrisgixer on 13 November 2014, 19:55:08
STE.May be some confusion,hear as i have an ad for.A none functioning indicator stalk in parts wanted. ;D ;D.May i ask how you know,Mr Gixers has a none functioning indicator stalk.Dean.
They are lovers, but they both try to hide it...

....jealousy will get you nowhere fatty :P ;D
Title: Re: Oi! You cooks.
Post by: TheBoy on 13 November 2014, 20:03:07
STE.May be some confusion,hear as i have an ad for.A none functioning indicator stalk in parts wanted. ;D ;D.May i ask how you know,Mr Gixers has a none functioning indicator stalk.Dean.
They are lovers, but they both try to hide it...

....jealousy will get you nowhere fatty :P ;D
No steak, and now rejected by the forum loverboys. How can I go on...

;D