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General Discussion Area / Christmas traditions...

« on: 22 December 2013, 21:23:39 »

Anyone have any?
I've just finished watching  A Christmas Carol whilst enjoying a wee mince pie and glass of vino. Love that film. Tonight's was with George C Scott as Scrooge .

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General Discussion Area / Apollo theatre

« on: 19 December 2013, 21:56:57 »

Sky news now. Part of roof collapsed. 65 injured

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General Discussion Area / Cloud Atlas

« on: 16 December 2013, 22:44:22 »

Tom Hanks film. Anyone seen it? I'm well over an hour in and  haven't a bloody clue what's going on? Mmmm. Time to hit the off button methinks.

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General Discussion Area / Just had the call....

« on: 12 December 2013, 09:15:04 »

From an Asian gentleman claiming to be from Microsoft and saying my computer was about to go berserk unless I got him to fix it straight away. Played along for a short time, he's asking me to switch on the computer.

" can you just stay on the line until I finish masturbating?" I ask
" oh, oh sir.. That is very rude!"
" aye, so is trying to rip me off you ...( insert abuse here) !!

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General Discussion Area / Where's everyone gone??

« on: 05 December 2013, 11:08:58 »

Locations seem to have disappeared from our info. Have I missed summat  or are you all just hiding?

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General Discussion Area / To stay or change?

« on: 25 November 2013, 20:41:11 »

My iPhone 4 contract is up in February but tomorrow I can upgrade and really fancy the Samsung galaxy 4s.  Ayone have the galaxy? Anyone had both the iPhone 5 and the Galaxy for comparison ?
Most folk I know sem to think the Samsung is by far the better phone and i really like the bigger screen.
Mmm, what to do??? 

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General Discussion Area / The great escape

« on: 12 November 2013, 09:52:02 »

I recorded a couple of documentaries on the great escape the other day. Half way through " the great escape:revealed" just now. Absolutely amazing!

Seen the film of course but I didn't realise they were 30ft down. 11 months it took them. Some escapees are being interviewed at the site, just incredible to think what these guys went through.
Anyone see it? If not you may be able to get it on catch up. Was on channel 5.

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General Discussion Area / Elvis

« on: 08 November 2013, 22:29:30 »

Just watched the nations favourite Elvis song. Always on my mind got the number 1 vote.
Gotta agree, was my favourite. There will never be another Elvis

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General Discussion Area / Just about to....

« on: 06 November 2013, 16:24:41 »

Start tonight's tea. Good old sausage egg and chips! Lovely 

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General Discussion Area / Billy Connelly help

« on: 05 November 2013, 22:23:09 »

Can anyone remember the joke he told about becoming a father and listening to the baby monitor? The baby stops making noises etc??
Any idea what show or DVD that came from?
Been looking on YouTube but can't seem to find it.

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General Discussion Area / Masterchef

« on: 05 November 2013, 20:07:16 »

Like the show but that Monica bird does my head in with her mad staring eyes. The eyebrows go higher than penfolds  when the chefs aren't doing things to her standards. Lighten up you bitch 

And what's with Greg Wallaces nut? Have you ever seen a head that shape?!

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General Car Chat / Valeting help!

« on: 25 October 2013, 18:50:50 »

Swmbo had 2 trays of eggs on back seat coming home, she had to break hard because of some numbskull , and the eggs shot forward hit her seat and plopped down into the footwell. 48 smashed eggs  , errr...
Anyhow, mopped it up as best I can and trying o get a mobile valeter tomorrow isn't gonna happen so can anyone recommend something that will minimise he damage/smell/stickiness ??

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General Discussion Area / Top gear live

« on: 24 October 2013, 23:05:09 »

Got tickets to see the boys in Glasgow in January . Can't wait.
 Gonna be a busy 12 months, we have tickets for John Bishop, never seen him live, ( well, live on stage  )... but sat at the next table to him in a pub in Abersoch in September .
We also have tickets for Lee Evans, seen him before, jaws were aching.
Ad today we got tickets for my favourite comedy show of all time.. Still Game 

Swmbo fancies seeing Sarah Millican, but I'll sit that one out I think, her voice goes right through me and I've no desire to hear about her boyfriend!

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General Discussion Area / Halloween...

« on: 21 October 2013, 14:51:45 »

We are going to a party in the local pub on Halloween night. Fancy dress is optional but we thought why not get into the spirit of things and get dressed up. So, any suggestions on what myself and swmbo could go as?
All I can think of is zombie or vampire!
And if anyone can recommend any companies that supply good fake blood/ scars that kind of thing, let me know. Cheers 

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General Car Chat / Anyone on here?

« on: 18 October 2013, 14:11:33 »

Spotted an 02 plate silver omega ( CD?) outside my local Chinese couple of days ago, (the one in calside in dumfries, in case it was you!  ) and as i was driving past i noticed it had the omega owners.com sticker on back window.
A local or a tourist? Haven't noticed any omegas in town with the sites sticker.