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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #15 on: 09 August 2012, 01:05:57 »
Essex 'Big' Al....don't make me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
5' nothing, with muscles like sparrows kneecaps :y
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« Reply #16 on: 09 August 2012, 01:11:58 »
terbert's an eccentric american millionaire religious nut from the bible belt .....   
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« Reply #17 on: 09 August 2012, 02:11:45 »
MaxV6 needs to stop dieting cos he is losing too much weight!!!
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« Reply #18 on: 09 August 2012, 02:46:25 »
MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand.  ;D ;D ;D

To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 09 August 2012, 07:27:14 »
Rods2  owns an omega simply because it  feels exactly the same as the  tank he drives at the local army academy where he works !
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« Reply #20 on: 09 August 2012, 08:24:21 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 09 August 2012, 02:46:25
MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand.  ;D ;D ;D

To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar.  ;D ;D ;D

Mick Dundee is taking English lessons, so everyone can understand him at Newent :y
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« Reply #21 on: 09 August 2012, 08:40:59 »
AA is taking lessons on how to drive faster, so he can get to Newent this year before everyone else :y :y
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« Reply #22 on: 09 August 2012, 08:41:23 »
Auto Addict spends most of his life cryogenically frozen, just being defrosted for the occasional round of golf or post on oof.
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« Reply #23 on: 09 August 2012, 09:07:33 »
Jimbob really is from the Waltons!  ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 09 August 2012, 09:09:34 »
Jimbobs training to take on TuBy in Sumo wrestling.
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« Reply #25 on: 09 August 2012, 09:10:56 »
Marks DTM is bringing his model railway to Newent. ;)
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« Reply #26 on: 09 August 2012, 11:01:54 »
Auto addict is to be the new co host of top gear, clarkson is reportedly very happy that he has someone bigger to warm his underpants before he puts them on as Hammond just wasn't up to the job.
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« Reply #27 on: 09 August 2012, 11:06:38 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 08 August 2012, 21:01:28
Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza


OMG you have met him then lol................... :y
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« Reply #28 on: 09 August 2012, 13:54:16 »
'the alarming man' isn't alarming at all! In fact he is a very mild mannered old man of 85 who admittedly does have some problems, like incontinence...piles....squint in one eye, blind in 'tother....walks with a limp and a stoop, mutters to himself all the time, picks his nose, farts constantly when he walks etc. etc. ......but as said, nothing 'alarming'! ;D ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 09 August 2012, 13:58:28 »
Phil actually IS Rich..... 

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