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[05omegav6]

You should have been in bed, not on the sofa if you're well enough to watch daytime telly, you should be at work, or sectioned

What if you've got a 38" LCD bolted to the wall in the bedroom?? 

I've only got an ickle 17" in the bedroom department

Don't tell Daz or Stemo ffs

If you're in bed and watching daytime telly you've either lost the remote or the video has finished

[Taxi_Driver]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

[Taxi_Driver]

You should have been in bed, not on the sofa if you're well enough to watch daytime telly, you should be at work, or sectioned

What if you've got a 38" LCD bolted to the wall in the bedroom?? 

I've only got an ickle 17" in the bedroom department

Don't tell Daz or Stemo ffs

If you're in bed and watching daytime telly you've either lost the remote or the video has finished

Its usually on BBC News 24 in the mornings.....whilst getting ready for the day ahead ... or streaming a film if ive gone to bed early.....(its on 1hr standy mode.....for when i fall asleep and dont press a button on the remote to keep it awake)

[TheBoy]

You should have been in bed, not on the sofa if you're well enough to watch daytime telly, you should be at work, or sectioned

What if you've got a 38" LCD bolted to the wall in the bedroom?? 

I've only got an ickle 17" in the bedroom department

Don't tell Daz or Stemo ffs

If you're in bed and watching daytime telly you've either lost the remote or the video has finished

We were watching the news on evening, afterwards she went in the kitchen to make tea, and came back in and found I'd sat (well, layed) through the One Show and was "watching" knobenders - 2 of the trashiest programmes known to man. I just didn't have the will to reach across for the remote to turn it off/over.

[05omegav6]

At which point Mrs TB either chastised you for being gay, or rang for an Ambulance...

[TheBoy]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

[TheBoy]

At which point Mrs TB either chastised you for being gay, or rang for an Ambulance...

or realised the true seriousness of manflu....

[Taxi_Driver]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Neither am i....i hate em....but even i can put with what feels like a small scratch whilst i look the other way.....and btw its in your arm not your arse  I have to cope with 2 needles every 6 months as well....blood tests....it does help if you have an understanding nurse tho ... as i have 

[Taxi_Driver]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Ummm....you just phone up your local quacks, bout mid October and ask for a flu jab....my surgery has an open day every year.....they tell you what day to turn up....and its like cattle market....get checked in at reception....then get told which door to go thro.....walk in and stabbed in the arm ... and out again in less than 5 mins 

[TheBoy]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Ummm....you just phone up your local quacks, bout mid October and ask for a flu jab....my surgery has an open day every year.....they tell you what day to turn up....and its like cattle market....get checked in at reception....then get told which door to go thro.....walk in and stabbed in the arm ... and out again in less than 5 mins 

I try to avoid the local quacks

a) they serve no useful purpose to mankind
b) its full of sick people

[05omegav6]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Ummm....you just phone up your local quacks, bout mid October and ask for a flu jab....my surgery has an open day every year.....they tell you what day to turn up....and its like cattle market....get checked in at reception....then get told which door to go thro.....walk in and stabbed in the arm ... and out again in less than 5 mins 

You're not selling it

[Taxi_Driver]

Heres some food for thought TB.....

I assume Mrs TB has a handheld blitzer gadget ....

Shopping list for Mrs TB

1 x Large Onion
2 x Large Carrots
2 x sticks of celery
3 x Large Courgettes
1 x bottle of Lazy Garlic (Mrs TB will know what this is)
1 x bottle of Lazy Chilli
1 x bottle of  Lazy Ginger
2 x Veg Stock cubes

Roughly chop the veg up, add as much of the chilli, garlic, ginger as you like.....add 2 litres of water with the stock cubes....and simmer for 30 mins or so until the carrots have gone soft.....let it cool down and blitz......lovely 'hot' soup for the week .... and defo counts as your 'one of your 5 a day' 

Just made some myself 

 

[Taxi_Driver]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Ummm....you just phone up your local quacks, bout mid October and ask for a flu jab....my surgery has an open day every year.....they tell you what day to turn up....and its like cattle market....get checked in at reception....then get told which door to go thro.....walk in and stabbed in the armslight prick in the arm ... and out again in less than 5 mins 

You're not selling it

Sorry ....edited it 

[TheBoy]

I assume Mrs TB has a handheld blitzer gadget ....

A what?

[TheBoy]

Just got over 3 weeks of manflu a few days ago.

Now got a bad cold 


Grrrrrrr!

Guess you didnt get a flu jab then? I didnt for years and every year i'd get man flu....last 3 years ive been getting one.....free  to me....but you might have to pay a tenner...but worth it.....havent had man flu since....a slight cold now and then.....but a flu jab doesnt stop colds 

Previous company used to offer it, along with bollock fondling and fingering up the arse. Needless to say, I never took it up. Unlike one of my colleagues who used to go for the arse fingering every few months, and looked forward to it 

I'm not good with needles. In fact, last time I had a big prick in the arse was when I was taken to hospital in the back of an ice cream van, and the old matron type figure caught me unawares. I wondered why she asked me to drop 'em when I had facial/head injries. Secretly, glad it wasn't one of the pretty nurses, who'd been cleaning me up before the quacks could see the damage, as you know they wouldn't have got it in first time.

Ummm....you just phone up your local quacks, bout mid October and ask for a flu jab....my surgery has an open day every year.....they tell you what day to turn up....and its like cattle market....get checked in at reception....then get told which door to go thro.....walk in and stabbed in the armslight prick in the arm ... and out again in less than 5 mins 

You're not selling it

Sorry ....edited it 

Nope, still not selling it. I don't what any prick penetrating me...