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best chat up line???
« on: 04 July 2008, 10:13:23 »
have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2008, 10:14:20 »
you single by any chance  ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2008, 10:15:39 »
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D

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you single by any chance  ;D


He just has a fetish for chiropodists ....


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2008, 10:15:40 »
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you single by any chance  ;D

PMSL

What do you think. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 04 July 2008, 10:17:09 »
they usually ask if i work in a circus  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 04 July 2008, 10:20:25 »
Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any  :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #6 on: 04 July 2008, 10:21:54 »
No wonder you need a wife!
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« Reply #7 on: 04 July 2008, 10:25:03 »
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Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any  :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D


pmsl here  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #8 on: 04 July 2008, 10:25:04 »
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D


This might work better for you   :y

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car  :y
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« Reply #9 on: 04 July 2008, 10:26:58 »
my x  and the kids are coming to stay here in the school holidays for a couple of weeks,   :) >:( :) >:( :) :( :) :( :-/ :-/ :-/
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 04 July 2008, 10:28:53 »
grab ya coat love...... your taxi's here  :y

Well... the price of drinks these days who wants to chat anybody up untill the bars closed.... cheaper that way  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 04 July 2008, 10:36:31 »
i met this woman a long time ago at a party, took her out for a drink, she drank like a frigging fish, didnt see her again after that.  ;D ;D
a yr later i bumped into her in a pub when i was hammered, i spent the next 21 yrs with her after that. i was gonna stay in that night  as well  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 04 July 2008, 10:44:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 04 July 2008, 10:59:29 »
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D


This might work better for you   :y

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car  :y
I wondered why your ol' man drove a big Omega ;D

Oh damn, so do I  :-[
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« Reply #14 on: 04 July 2008, 11:05:50 »
my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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