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[bob.dent]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

LOL ....Do you have a shed?

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though   guess i may be sleeping there

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view

  before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife  

reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring  

Sooooo true! (well, after the first 6 months anyway)  

[TheBoy]

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

[Martin_1962]

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!

[TheBoy]

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!

She probably does....

[Elite Pete]

My wife is always in a bad mood for about an hour after she has got in from work. I could have done all the washing, ironing, decorating, tea on table and pooped gold bullion all day but I still get it in the neck as soon as she walks through the door. I make myself scarce

[CaptainZok]

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least.  

[Markie]

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least.  

of course - not giving her enough credit  :-/  

[Martin_1962]

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!

She probably does....

Oh dear Jaime - you'll get bollocked

[Markie]

getting bollocked is part of the fun  

[Tony H]

I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors

Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!!

[Markie]

I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors

Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!!

better not give her a new iron then  

[Martin_1962]

getting bollocked is part of the fun  

My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.

"No I've had it for years"

Works well with quite a few purchases

[Chopsdad]

getting bollocked is part of the fun  

My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.

"No I've had it for years"

Works well with quite a few purchases

My wife's good at shouting too - Her two favourite phrases at the moment are:

Are you on that bl**dy computer again and
Leave that car alone and come and look after the baby!  

[Markie]

and ...have you finished that decorating yet ?   :-/

[Chopsdad]

and ...have you finished that decorating yet ?   :-/

No  

FYI I've done the dining room, hall, stairs and landing - but the stairs need a second coat and I havn't even started on the glossing!

Oh, and I took Chopsmam out to buy curtains today and she couldn't decide - so I bought 5 pairs and have to take 4 back tomorrow.  Happy days