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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #15 on: 24 November 2006, 10:51:47 »

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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)

LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though  :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife  ;D

reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring  ::)

Sooooo true! ::) ;D (well, after the first 6 months anyway)  ;D ;D
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #16 on: 24 November 2006, 19:26:41 »

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #17 on: 24 November 2006, 20:12:40 »

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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #18 on: 24 November 2006, 20:13:32 »

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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
She probably does....
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #19 on: 24 November 2006, 20:54:47 »

My wife is always in a bad mood for about an hour after she has got in from work. I could have done all the washing, ironing, decorating, tea on table and pooped gold bullion all day but I still get it in the neck as soon as she walks through the door. I make myself scarce
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #20 on: 24 November 2006, 21:23:48 »

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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least.  ;)
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #21 on: 24 November 2006, 22:11:00 »

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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least.  ;)

of course - not giving her enough credit  :-/  ;D

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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #22 on: 25 November 2006, 18:59:55 »

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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
She probably does....

Oh dear Jaime - you'll get bollocked :o
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #23 on: 25 November 2006, 19:11:50 »

getting bollocked is part of the fun  ;)
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #24 on: 25 November 2006, 19:41:17 »

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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!! :o
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #25 on: 25 November 2006, 21:35:00 »

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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!! :o

better not give her a new iron then  :o
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #26 on: 25 November 2006, 22:33:41 »

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getting bollocked is part of the fun  ;)

My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.

"No I've had it for years"

Works well with quite a few purchases
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #27 on: 25 November 2006, 22:45:46 »

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getting bollocked is part of the fun  ;)

My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.

"No I've had it for years"

Works well with quite a few purchases

My wife's good at shouting too - Her two favourite phrases at the moment are:

Are you on that bl**dy computer again and
Leave that car alone and come and look after the baby!  
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #28 on: 25 November 2006, 22:54:42 »

and ...have you finished that decorating yet ?  :-X :-/
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #29 on: 25 November 2006, 23:02:44 »

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and ...have you finished that decorating yet ?  :-X :-/

No  >:(

FYI I've done the dining room, hall, stairs and landing - but the stairs need a second coat and I havn't even started on the glossing!

Oh, and I took Chopsmam out to buy curtains today and she couldn't decide - so I bought 5 pairs and have to take 4 back tomorrow.  Happy days  :-X
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