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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #15 on: 11 July 2008, 22:20:51 »
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D

And they say women are nesh!
Its all in your mind! its summer therefore it must be warm!!! ;D
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #16 on: 11 July 2008, 22:26:29 »
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D

And they say women are nesh!
Its all in your mind! its summer therefore it must be warm!!! ;D


Didn't I say that at the Keswick meet as an excuse to wear shorts all weekend  ;D
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #17 on: 11 July 2008, 22:31:37 »
 ::) I feel for the Scots OOF`ers; evidently it`s been blowing a gale up their trossachs today and they`re all wet......blinkin`painful is that! ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 11 July 2008, 22:37:07 »
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::) I feel for the Scots OOF`ers; evidently it`s been blowing a gale up their trossachs today and they`re all wet......blinkin`painful is that! ;D

Aye -- there's nothing quite like a wet, cold Trossach.  Gets the sporran quivering though  :o
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #19 on: 11 July 2008, 22:39:08 »
Yes but they are scots and they are used to it!!! ;D
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #20 on: 11 July 2008, 22:39:12 »
Any body feeling cold  try here (my home)  ;D

currently staying in front of a propeller  :P
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« Reply #21 on: 11 July 2008, 22:54:25 »
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Yes but they are scots and they are used to it!!! ;D

Ye'll ne'er git used tae a quiverin' sporran, Lassie  :o
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #22 on: 11 July 2008, 22:57:12 »
Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".

The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.

"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"

To which the Scottsmand replied..............


"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #23 on: 11 July 2008, 23:04:20 »
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".

The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.

"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"

To which the Scottsmand replied..............


"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
;D Hahahaha! ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 11 July 2008, 23:05:01 »
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".

The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.

"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"

To which the Scottsmand replied..............


"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"

OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #25 on: 11 July 2008, 23:06:52 »
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".

The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.

"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"

To which the Scottsmand replied..............


"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"

OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!


NO its mine, all mine I tell you, its my precious, I wants it, you can't have it  ;D
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #26 on: 11 July 2008, 23:08:21 »
See what i have to put up with!!! ::) ::)
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #27 on: 11 July 2008, 23:09:07 »
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".

The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.

"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"

To which the Scottsmand replied..............


"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"

OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!

Think it is past that..... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #28 on: 11 July 2008, 23:12:41 »
I dont think, i know!!!
Some times being tea-total isnt ideal!!!
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Re: is it winter yet?
« Reply #29 on: 11 July 2008, 23:18:24 »
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cause its blinking cold out there tonight...wheres the ruddy summer gone?? has rhiana brought that blinking umbrella song out again??? roll on sept then its florida sunshine all the way..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Blame the bloody Jet stream it's settled 700 miles south of where it should be at this time of year, and that's why were getting all these low pressure areas crossing the country instead of tracking across the north sea half way to Iceland., >:( >:( >:(
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