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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #45 on: 27 August 2008, 22:56:06 »
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Tut, is flirting allowed on this family site  ::) If it is can i join in please  ;D


Well it is after 2100, and YES anyone can join in!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

In that case then, sort my car out.

Prawn Coctail starters  :)

Porterhouse steak with all the trimmings.  ;)

Fresh cream and Strawberries.  :D

All washed down with a bottle of moet.  :o


And yes the list of jobs is big, and theres 2 cars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #46 on: 27 August 2008, 22:56:30 »
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Question is smooth do you like yorkshire pudding...... ;D :y


I LOVE real Yorkshire Pudding! ;D
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« Reply #47 on: 27 August 2008, 22:59:12 »
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Tut, is flirting allowed on this family site  ::) If it is can i join in please  ;D


Well it is after 2100, and YES anyone can join in!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

In that case then, sort my car out.

Prawn Coctail starters  :)

Porterhouse steak with all the trimmings.  ;)

Fresh cream and Strawberries.  :D

All washed down with a bottle of moet.  :o


And yes the list of jobs is big, and theres 2 cars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Very good offer Skruntie! ;) ;)

Stuart has offered (amoungst other things!) Yorkshire pudding......
any advances on all this??........ highest bid wins! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #48 on: 27 August 2008, 23:02:39 »
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Tut, is flirting allowed on this family site  ::) If it is can i join in please  ;D


Well it is after 2100, and YES anyone can join in!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

In that case then, sort my car out.

Prawn Coctail starters  :)

Porterhouse steak with all the trimmings.  ;)

Fresh cream and Strawberries.  :D

All washed down with a bottle of moet.  :o


And yes the list of jobs is big, and theres 2 cars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Very good offer Skruntie! ;) ;)

Stuart has offered (amoungst other things!) Yorkshire pudding......
any advances on all this??........ highest bid wins! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Oh sod it ok i"ll throw in a full roast dinner..... :y

Besides my car is an easy fix.....wouldnt even tax such a highly motivated talented lady like you lizzie... :y

Hell id even do the washing up.... :o ;D
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #49 on: 27 August 2008, 23:03:22 »
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Tut, is flirting allowed on this family site  ::) If it is can i join in please  ;D


Well it is after 2100, and YES anyone can join in!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

In that case then, sort my car out.

Prawn Coctail starters  :)

Porterhouse steak with all the trimmings.  ;)

Fresh cream and Strawberries.  :D

All washed down with a bottle of moet.  :o


And yes the list of jobs is big, and theres 2 cars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Very good offer Skruntie! ;) ;)

Stuart has offered (amoungst other things!) Yorkshire pudding......
any advances on all this??........ highest bid wins! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Simple, swap the steak dinner for a full Sunday roast with all the trimmings.

Cooking By A Proper Yorkshire Pudding..  ..  ..  Me   Born and bread, not a fake from else where. :y :y
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #50 on: 27 August 2008, 23:07:03 »
I LOVE real Yorkshire Pudding! ;D

Plenty of Yorkshire puddings on here  ;D

Red Rose.... n all that
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« Reply #51 on: 27 August 2008, 23:08:11 »
I can offer a proper Haggis and Chips  :y :y :y

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« Reply #52 on: 27 August 2008, 23:09:20 »
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I can offer a proper Haggis and Chips  :y :y :y

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I love Haggis and black pudding.  Not had either for ages. :y :P
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« Reply #53 on: 27 August 2008, 23:16:41 »
Ah, grilled haggis, on toast, the morning after, great  :y  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #54 on: 27 August 2008, 23:21:23 »
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Ah, grilled haggis, on toast, the morning after, great  :y  ;D ;D ;D

Ken

Haha, I think thats what my brother had.

He went up to Dyce to bring in the new century with relatives, (My Mums from Aberdeen, loads of family still up there)

They drank solid for 2 days and he started to come round on the 4th, they had been drinking something they called Rusty Nails
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« Reply #55 on: 27 August 2008, 23:27:05 »
All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)



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« Reply #56 on: 27 August 2008, 23:30:36 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Yer pushing it now.

Surely a man offering to cook should be enough to sweep you off your feet and sort his car out, and to get staters and a desrt from a Yorkshire man, we do have a reputation to uphold. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #57 on: 27 August 2008, 23:34:50 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Eh no, I'd get it from a decent chippy I know  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #58 on: 27 August 2008, 23:37:21 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Eh no, I'd get it from a decent chippy I know  ;D ;D ;D

Ken


Never knock a good English chippy eh Ken?  You just cannot beat them!! :D ;)
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« Reply #59 on: 27 August 2008, 23:50:55 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Eh no, I'd get it from a decent chippy I know  ;D ;D ;D

Ken


Never knock a good English chippy eh Ken?  You just cannot beat them!! :D ;)


True, but mind you since moving up to Gomersal, we have yet to find a good chippy. There is a Leicester chippy on Welford Road who does a very good deal, well cooked food, good portions, who raised the standard of a lot of other chippy's, eg they had to raise their standard or go out of business. Up here, its not the same, I guess proper Veg Oil hasn't reached the limits of civilisation yet  ;D ;D ;D

(duck, flack incomming  ;D ;D )

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