Corona virus Europe

[STEMO]

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What are you going on about?

Poor old Uncle STEMO must have succumbed to Lock Down Fatigue Syndrome.   

Lock down? Been out for a walk with the dog and been to the supermarket.
I made a comment about JCB that, after looking at it again, I thought I'd better delete. Don't want to offend you delicate old fogies.

[STEMO]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

If STMO's good lady brings it home it is most likely to kill off STMO due to his age. His 20 year old lad should be able to shrug it off and so should his young  wife.  It looks as though STMO may soon be meeting his maker. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

If STMO's good lady brings it home it is most likely to kill off STMO due to his age. His 20 year old lad should be able to shrug it off and so should his young  wife.  It looks as though STMO may soon be meeting his maker. 

Oh I don't know, although he comes across as a big softie, I reckon Uncle STEMO is a tough old boot really. 

It's the pampered over sexed aristocracy I worry about. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

If STMO's good lady brings it home it is most likely to kill off STMO due to his age. His 20 year old lad should be able to shrug it off and so should his young  wife.  It looks as though STMO may soon be meeting his maker. 

Oh I don't know, although he comes across as a big softie, I reckon Uncle STEMO is a tough old boot really. 

It's the pampered over sexed aristocracy I worry about. 

As I am of the proletariat class I rarely get to meet posh people.

No.....the old boy could be on his way out. His lad is more likely to die of a very sore wrist being locked away from female company for 3 months.

[STEMO]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

Nah. If you saw how the gestapo at Asda watched over you...........

[STEMO]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

If STMO's good lady brings it home it is most likely to kill off STMO due to his age. His 20 year old lad should be able to shrug it off and so should his young  wife.  It looks as though STMO may soon be meeting his maker. 

Oh I don't know, although he comes across as a big softie, I reckon Uncle STEMO is a tough old boot really. 

It's the pampered over sexed aristocracy I worry about. 

As I am of the proletariat class I rarely get to meet posh people.

No.....the old boy could be on his way out. His lad is more likely to die of a very sore wrist being locked away from female company for 3 months.

Six months. He won't be going back till September, they finish for summer hols in June.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey is going to work every day, if the virus is coming here, that's the route it will take.

You go to the supermarket every day, so you're just as likely to catch it there. 

If STMO's good lady brings it home it is most likely to kill off STMO due to his age. His 20 year old lad should be able to shrug it off and so should his young  wife.  It looks as though STMO may soon be meeting his maker. 

Oh I don't know, although he comes across as a big softie, I reckon Uncle STEMO is a tough old boot really. 

It's the pampered over sexed aristocracy I worry about. 

As I am of the proletariat class I rarely get to meet posh people.

No.....the old boy could be on his way out. His lad is more likely to die of a very sore wrist being locked away from female company for 3 months.

Six months. He won't be going back till September, they finish for summer hols in June.

Six months.....

Best buy extra bog roll.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

[TheBoy]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

[dave the builder]

Think you need to specify WOMEN'S underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue  TB 
not men's Y fronts and vests 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

Sticking the pages of your Mum's catalogue together would have been considered bad form I'd imagine TB?