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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

[STEMO]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

Sticking the pages of your Mum's catalogue together would have been considered bad form I'd imagine TB?                           

I've just read all that out loud to SWMBO. She just rolled her eyes and said "You'll all get worse the longer you're stuck in". 

[TheBoy]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

Sticking the pages of your Mum's catalogue together would have been considered bad form I'd imagine TB?                           

Doubt she noticed, being strictly M&S in that department.  I suspect I was a good shot and managed to hit the Andrex Runway instead anyway...

[TheBoy]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

I needed to Google this.

The only time I wasn't alone was when I invited a helpful girl to lend a hand.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Same here. I have a theory that all rugby players are secretly gay. That Welsh wotsisname fella,was the same as all the others. He was just brave enough to admit it.

[ronnyd]

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life.

[STEMO]

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life.

You're a good boy, Ronny 

[ronnyd]

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life.

You're a good boy, Ronny 

Not for want of trying. 

[biggriffin]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.

[Rangie]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.

.   


She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃

[biggriffin]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.

.   


She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃

[Rangie]

Definitely "Gobbling lips "😁

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The hairy armpit feminists used to complain that the Flake advert was sexist.......as was Miss World. 

[STEMO]

The hairy armpit feminists used to complain that the Flake advert was sexist.......as was Miss World. 

Sexist? An attractive blonde simulating oral sex with a chocolate bar? These people should get a life, what could be more natural?