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[Dusty]

It was Mr Dusty's birthday a couple of days ago. So as a treat for him I decided to buy him some designer aftershave which cost £30 for a small bottle.

The aftershave in question was called "Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier", upon giving my gift to Mr Dusty he was not best pleased.

He said that Jean Paul Gautier was gay and his scents would only sell to the gay community and metrosexuals. The sort of men who would wear nail varnish, makeup and be very gay in their demeanor. (No disrespect to any Gay OOF members)

I should add that the design of the bottle was in the design of a naked male torso with emphasis on the definition of the buttocks and male front parts . This only made Mr Dusty more determined to not use it.

I have accused Mr Dusty of being homophobic, and tell him it is just an aftershave nothing else. His reply to this was that instead of buying me perfume designed by Elizabeth Hurley of Sarah Jessica Parker he would buy me some perfume designed by Martina Navratilova or Billy Jean King and see how I like it.

Mr Dusty says what normal man would want to go around smelling of essence of Jean Paul Gautier.

Do you think he has a point? :-/

Or like me do you think he is being ridiculous.

[Elite Pete]

It was Mr Dusty's birthday a couple of days ago. So as a treat for him I decided to buy him some designer aftershave which cost £30 for a small bottle.

The aftershave in question was called "Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier", upon giving my gift to Mr Dusty he was not best pleased.

He said that Jean Paul Gautier was gay and his scents would only sell to the gay community and metrosexuals. The sort of men who would wear nail varnish, makeup and be very gay in their demeanor. (No disrespect to any Gay OOF members)

I should add that the design of the bottle was in the design of a naked male torso with emphasis on the definition of the buttocks and male front parts . This only made Mr Dusty more determined to not use it.

I have accused Mr Dusty of being homophobic, and tell him it is just an aftershave nothing else. His reply to this was that instead of buying me perfume designed by Elizabeth Hurley of Sarah Jessica Parker he would buy me some perfume designed by Martina Navratilova or Billy Jean King and see how I like it.

Mr Dusty says what normal man would want to go around smelling of essence of Jean Paul Gautier.

Do you think he has a point? :-/

Or like me do you think he is being rediculous.

I think thats the one Loo-Knee wears

[nick v6]

It was Mr Dusty's birthday a couple of days ago. So as a treat for him I decided to buy him some designer aftershave which cost £30 for a small bottle.

The aftershave in question was called "Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier", upon giving my gift to Mr Dusty he was not best pleased.

He said that Jean Paul Gautier was gay and his scents would only sell to the gay community and metrosexuals. The sort of men who would wear nail varnish, makeup and be very gay in their demeanor. (No disrespect to any Gay OOF members)

I should add that the design of the bottle was in the design of a naked male torso with emphasis on the definition of the buttocks and male front parts . This only made Mr Dusty more determined to not use it.

I have accused Mr Dusty of being homophobic, and tell him it is just an aftershave nothing else. His reply to this was that instead of buying me perfume designed by Elizabeth Hurley of Sarah Jessica Parker he would buy me some perfume designed by Martina Navratilova or Billy Jean King and see how I like it.

Mr Dusty says what normal man would want to go around smelling of essence of Jean Paul Gautier.

Do you think he has a point? :-/

Or like me do you think he is being rediculous.

I think thats the one Loo-Knee wears

i thought there was a funny smell the other day when we all met up
now i know what it is

[Jimbob]

Tell him he is being optimistic if he thinks he is getting any 'birthday treats' without wearing it.  

[Richie London]

It was Mr Dusty's birthday a couple of days ago. So as a treat for him I decided to buy him some designer aftershave which cost £30 for a small bottle.

The aftershave in question was called "Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier", upon giving my gift to Mr Dusty he was not best pleased.

He said that Jean Paul Gautier was gay and his scents would only sell to the gay community and metrosexuals. The sort of men who would wear nail varnish, makeup and be very gay in their demeanor. (No disrespect to any Gay OOF members)

I should add that the design of the bottle was in the design of a naked male torso with emphasis on the definition of the buttocks and male front parts . This only made Mr Dusty more determined to not use it.

I have accused Mr Dusty of being homophobic, and tell him it is just an aftershave nothing else. His reply to this was that instead of buying me perfume designed by Elizabeth Hurley of Sarah Jessica Parker he would buy me some perfume designed by Martina Navratilova or Billy Jean King and see how I like it.

Mr Dusty says what normal man would want to go around smelling of essence of Jean Paul Gautier.

Do you think he has a point? :-/

Or like me do you think he is being rediculous.

I think thats the one Loo-Knee wears

say no more then  

[Gaffers]

Dont let my profession think my judgement is clouded here, exposure to the wife's trolly dolly colleagues puts me in touch with many guy men a large number are good friends.

To quote one of them "If a straight guy wears Jean-Paul Gautier then he may as well put on a pair of arse-less leather chaps and lube up his backdoor......"

 

[cem_devecioglu]

well , change the bottle then

and add some garlic inside ... will smell better

[Gaffers]

Sorry if my last post sounded a little harsh....  

Dont get me wrong, I am sure your gift was meant well and you prob luuuurve the scent... but here are some excellent colognes you cant go wrong with:

Creed - Irish Leather Tweed
Creed - Millisime
Creed - Virgin Island Water
Bulgari Aqua
Bulgari Homme Soir
And theres one by Givenchi that I cant remember but women love it.

If you can afford it Creed are the best and they last all day!  Most good parfumeries have a fair selection  

[CaptainZok]

How about the Omega owners specialist perfumes
Eau de Hypoid and Essence of ATF?

[Iain]

Bullsh*t!

Nothing wrong or gay about wearing aftershave made by JPG ffs

Im certainly not by any stretch of the immagination gay and i have a bottle of JPG,the one in the blue torso bottle....and i have to say that it has worked well for me on nights out

And i mean with a female,before anybody starts!

My now missus bought me Prada aftershave,which i personally think smells a bit like a magic tree but.....it cost her £95!!

I think its a bit perfume like,but i wouldn't be so disrespectful,or ignorant to my woman to take the huff over it..

Not wearing aftershave because its made by a gay bloke is very homophobic.......

[Dusty]

Dont let my profession think my judgement is clouded here, exposure to the wife's trolly dolly colleagues puts me in touch with many guy men a large number are good friends.

To quote one of them "If a straight guy wears Jean-Paul Gautier then he may as well put on a pair of arse-less leather chaps and lube up his backdoor......"

 

Looks like I made a mistake big time

[Debs.]

Real 'male' scents: Brut 66 [size=9](with the great smell of 'Enery Cooper')[/size] & Old Spice [size=9](excellent for lighting recalcitrant BBQ`s)[/size]

Personally, I prefer the simple "old fashioned" scent of a freshly showered; clean-man, wearing freshly laundered clothes.

[Black Knight]

Never understood these 'scents'

Got a bottle of JPG last year and suppose it's better than socks. Can't say I've had men, or women for that matter throwing themselves at me.

Anyway, I don't know why ladies spray all this flowery shite all over them trying to be attractive. Smells repulsive imo. If they could bottle the scent of 8 pints of ale and a kebab I would simply not be able to resist.

[markey mark]

i love it and wear it all the time dusty ! tell him to try it  

[albitz]

Debs,may I suggest a few deep breathes and maybe a cold shower
I,m with Mr. Dusty on this one im afraid,I,m an old man in both senses of the word.btw,I dont like the "homophobic" word ,it suggests the only reason not to be fully PC on the gay  issue is due to a fear of it.