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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #30 on: 26 November 2009, 10:15:25 »
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CR2's have a terminal voltage of 3V, so 3 of them makes 9V.
Being Li-ion cells, they will however be able to keep the current going for much longer than a standard 9V alkaline cell.

I do doubt that the gun in that advert makes anywhere near the claimed 950 KV though

Not unless they've re-written the laws of physics! For a start the electrodes are, what? 20mm apart?

Dielectric strength of air is, at most, 3MV/m or 3Kv/mm so the electrodes will arc over at 60kV.

That advert is pure bull5h1t!

Kevin

Indeed they would.....pressed against the skin it would be interesting to know what the volts would be (any volunteers!) as it varies massively from person to person.

Killerwatt!!! :y     Might even jump start a sense of humour!!! ;) ;)
I'll buy in to that......on the proviso that you have to take a minimum 25% of the voltage that I sit back & take, for 50% of the time that I have to withstand it  ;)

Aha! A challenge!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Right! So you imply that you're pain threshold is greater than mine, would that be a male/female thing or just that you consider yourself to be tougher than me, I'm curious?? :-?

Incidently, 15 years ago I'd have put it to the test, but, I grew up!! :P
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #31 on: 26 November 2009, 10:59:17 »
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Right! So you imply that you're pain threshold is greater than mine, would that be a male/female thing or just that you consider yourself to be tougher than me, I'm curious?? :-?
Neither, I'm a sparks by trade and electrocution is one of the hazards of the job  ;)
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #32 on: 26 November 2009, 11:01:37 »
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Right! So you imply that you're pain threshold is greater than mine, would that be a male/female thing or just that you consider yourself to be tougher than me, I'm curious?? :-?
Neither, I'm a sparks by trade and electrocution is one of the hazards of the job  ;)

Only if you're a cowboy!!! ;)

Nope, still don't get your reasoning! :-? :-?
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« Reply #33 on: 26 November 2009, 11:10:39 »
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Only if you're a cowboy!!! ;)
The sparks who claims never to have been electrocuted is either....

a) A liar
b) Not an electrician


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Nope, still don't get your reasoning! :-? :-?
Simple.....you were quick enough to put me up for being the guinea pig, so you can lead by example  ;)
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #34 on: 26 November 2009, 13:00:37 »
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Only if you're a cowboy!!! ;)
The sparks who claims never to have been electrocuted is either....

a) A liar
b) Not an electrician


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Nope, still don't get your reasoning! :-? :-?
Simple.....you were quick enough to put me up for being the guinea pig, so you can lead by example  ;)
Thank you. Just wanted you to show your true colours!! ;)
Wasn't me being an arse over a JOKE!
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« Reply #35 on: 26 November 2009, 19:36:47 »
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Just wanted you to show your true colours!! ;)
You have no idea what my true colours are  ;)


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Wasn't me being an arse over a JOKE!
Who's getting arsey?
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #36 on: 26 November 2009, 19:43:42 »
seen before, though slightly different aftermath.  Makes a great sketch :y
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #37 on: 27 November 2009, 09:26:05 »
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seen before, though slightly different aftermath.  Makes a great sketch :y

Shame a certain other idiot couldn't see it for what it was!!! ;) :y
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« Reply #38 on: 27 November 2009, 15:01:47 »
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seen before, though slightly different aftermath.  Makes a great sketch :y

Shame a certain other idiot couldn't see it for what it was!!! ;) :y
I saw it for what it was, but jokes that require a degree of story telling to get to the punchline are much better if the background story has an element of feasibility.

Bit like the Bible really......great story, but the author f**ked it up right at the beginning.
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #39 on: 27 November 2009, 16:43:10 »
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seen before, though slightly different aftermath.  Makes a great sketch :y

Shame a certain other idiot couldn't see it for what it was!!! ;) :y
I saw it for what it was, but jokes that require a degree of story telling to get to the punchline are much better if the background story has an element of feasibility.

Bit like the Bible really......great story, but the author f**ked it up right at the beginning.

I wasn't the author! I merely passed on something that I found amusing for others to enjoy! :y
If you don't like it, don't read it and don't rather comment! >:(
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« Reply #40 on: 27 November 2009, 20:02:03 »
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I wasn't the author!
I don't recall saying you was.

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I merely passed on something that I found amusing for others to enjoy! :y
I too found it amusing.......right up until the point of physical impossibilty.

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If you don't like it, don't read it and don't rather comment! >:(
I've been right out of ESP the last 6 months or so, so pray tell how do I decide what I like or don't like UNTIL I have read it?

Sorry to disappoint you love, but this is a PUBLIC forum, and the last time I checked it was still quite legal (as well as acceptable) to voice one's own opinion providing it doesn't degenerate in to direct insults (a skill you seem to have mastered quite well on this, as well as numerous other threads when you read something that YOU don't like).
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #41 on: 27 November 2009, 20:20:37 »
you two, make my night ;D
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #42 on: 27 November 2009, 21:20:36 »
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you two, make my night ;D
The commercial break will be up shortly, in the meantime....don't go changing channel  ;D
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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #43 on: 27 November 2009, 22:36:05 »
<reaches for the popcorn>    ::)

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Re: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
« Reply #44 on: 27 November 2009, 22:48:33 »
Watt ? I hear you cry, reVOLTing says another, me I just want to go OHM :)
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